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beeffr · 7 days
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the thing about bruce banner is you can't say "he needs therapy." he KNOWS he needs therapy. nothing could be more obvious. he even respects therapy as a medical practice. and so HE WENT TO THERAPY!! and what happened? his therapist gamma-irradiated himself and tried to fuck bruce's girlfriend, of course.
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beeffr · 18 days
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quick thing of jar
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beeffr · 1 month
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havent posted in a while uhm. have a jared. yapping under the cut
SO UUHMMM i am a big flower language slash symbolism nerd. there is intent behind all of those flowers and today i am going to nerd out about that intent because YAY!!!!!!! hip hip hooray uhm. idk how to segway into this next paragraph just please bear with me here okay
so uhmmm. the flowers jared's holding in his hand are bird's foot trefoil and theyyyyy symboliiiiiise revenge n shit yeah n you know how jared. jared he uhhh he he killed his verbally abusive mom LMAO womp womp uhhh. yeah
those big poofy pom-pom flowers with the petals that look like pencil parings r carnations and theyre YELLOW so theyre yellow carnations which surprise! greatly changes the meaning of em. usually carnations symbolise love n devotion n all that jazz but YELLOW carnations symbolise rejection. jareds been rejected all his life basically thus explaining why theres a shit ton of carnations surrounding him so like yeah yeah ok
the other flowers are dandelions and rather than them being used in this little doodle i diddled by their literal symbolism i uhm. i put them in there because they are considered weeds!!! we all know what weeds are but ill explain what they are anyways weeds are basically just. unwanted plants. and jared is definitely unwanted methinks. and also jared smokes weed duh
that last part was a joke jared does NOT smoke weed. probably. maybe. unless?
end of yapping
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beeffr · 1 month
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been working on this for a while. did you know? today is antonio's canon birthday! (april 3rd) he WOULD be 30 if... yanno. All that didn't happen.
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beeffr · 1 month
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how would y’all feel about a dftm themed discord server mayhaps? 😱
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beeffr · 1 month
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update : it finally uploaded
guys tumblr does is hiding my posts now I’m that cool 😍
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beeffr · 1 month
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guys tumblr does is hiding my posts now I’m that cool 😍
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beeffr · 1 month
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the current thought is whether I should indulge and write a dftm fanfic bc we’re severely lacking rn 🙏🙏
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beeffr · 1 month
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hhnhghhh fucking jard doodel… i’m going to beat him to de
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beeffr · 1 month
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Woah
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beeffr · 1 month
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Beast on Beast action!✊
Jared's mouth was inspired by how @just-some-normal-jessica draws it! The clefts and tears are incredibly creative!
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beeffr · 1 month
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jared hmf is for the crowded teeth girlies </3
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beeffr · 1 month
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meat farm……. is a farm always a meat farm technically…. beef…..
( draw jared holding SpongeBob )
grants ur wishes bestie <3
[ hidden under more bc he kinda gross /aff <3 ]
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beeffr · 1 month
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back at it again 😜🫶
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beeffr · 2 months
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dftm fandom, you still livin?
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beeffr · 1 year
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Dance break
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beeffr · 1 year
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-SECOND HALF…GO TO BLOG TO READ FIRST HALF!-
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