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florence welch’s street style is top tier actually!

#florence welch #outfit

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#roommate in college who tried to kill me and then tried to gaslight me about it when I reported her to the authorities #correction: she sexually assaulted me first and then later tried to kill me

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Let us pray for his deliverance from this mortal coil girls 🙏😌

#eh let's bring him to the brink of death so he'll have to serve out his sentences #I hope they spit in his food

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

#I have GOT to listen that! #I've always wondered about her outfits #to do #the muppets #miss piggy

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#funny

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#anti ai #his hat looks wonky too

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Happy Birthday Rose Tyler!

We love youUU!

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april 27th is the most important day of the year. to me

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actually fucked up how many people I know who were in abusive relationships

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I'm so fucking stressed about money again ahhh

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

#there's a large section of con artist where he's like 'I'm going to be totally honest I was snorting a lot of cocaine during this time' #and I was like hmm. skill issue #leverage

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if dracula was on queer eye

karamo: I think this attachment you have to your ancestral home is beautiful, it’s a really special kind of connection to have and it must be really intense to be leaving so soon.

dracula: yes sometimes I feel as though I would literally die without this land

karamo: but you won’t and that’s the beautiful thing about the human spirit. we can always move on and accept the new alongside the old.

dracula:

bobby, zooming from carfax: so my team here has been working hard to make this old Victorian mansion with a dilapidated church next to a wildly unethical psychiatric facility feel like a home. we have some beautiful stonework in the almost medieval portion of the property that I’ve chosen to highlight with an open patio space perfect to soak up that sun and entertain.

dracula: e. excellent.

jvn: so drac, i’m loving your long hair mustache moment, obvi, but I have to wonder are you maybe hiding behind it? a teensey bit? like when you look in the mirror are we seeing dracula or are we seeing full bush

dracula, crying: I do not know

tan: so i love the natural textiles, you clearly love a bit of camp with all the capes and blouses, but I feel like it kind of verges into costume territory at some points. you’re kind of dressing to your title but I want to see if we can’t pull back a bit and find something that doesn’t so much scream count as it does whisper it, does that sound like something you’re interested in? just a low key vibe that says “I can throw this on, leave the house, go to a nice bistro somewhere, and everyone knows dracula’s wearing the clothes the clothes aren’t wearing dracula.”

dracula in a cloak, two silk waist coats, and a ruff: I don’t know, tan.

tan: well, can we just try a black skinny jean? just to see how it looks?

antoni: so Dracula I notice that you don’t really have a lot in your kitchen. just. a lot of black sausage, so I wanted to ask are you iron deficient?

dracula: uh. n… yes.

antoni: okay so i want to to introduce you to this do you know that this is

dracula: a rock?

antoni: it’s an avacado

#dracula

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

#mood

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sorry to subject you to anything related to hamilton in the year of our lord 2024 but this is slaying me

#funny #tiktok #I'm fucking weeping this is hilarious

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#free palestine