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anonymously send me a fruit!

🍏 Green Apple: I like your personality more than your blog! 🍎 Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!  🍌 Banana: You’re fun to talk to! 🍒 Cherries: I think you’re hot! 🥥 Coconut: I like your taste in music! 🍆 Eggplant: I don’t remember why I followed you… 🍇 Grapes: I wish we were better friends! 🥝 Kiwi Fruit: I have a small crush on you… 🍋 Lemon: I love your sense of fashion! 🍈 Melon: I love your sense of humor 🍑 Peach: I want to date you! 🍐 Pear: I wish you knew I existed… 🍍 Pineapple: We never talk, but I care about you! 🍓 Strawberry: I have a huge crush on you! 🍊 Tangerine: I prefer what you post more than what you reblog 🍉 Watermelon: I prefer what you reblog more than what you post

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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

#supernatural #spn u will always be famous #ar least oj tumblr dot com

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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

#night at the museum #the first oje ij parricular is SO enjoyable #inlove it sm #will wTch it now bcs i went to a museum!!

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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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i was grinnin' like i'm winnin'

i was hittin' my marks

'cause i can do it with a broken heart

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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We don’t need to write or rewrite her story to make it more palatable for our own consumption.

I saw so many people say that Taylor wasn't in love with Matty because of what she wrote in the prologue. I, obviously, don't know her, nor what she felt for him but I think she deeply cared for him, and they shared something really strong. Who knows how long they would've dated if the backlash wasn't as bad as it was.

I think people are taking a very shallow read of that epilogue. If you read it after listening to the songs on this album you can’t help but see more to the words and tone…and potential of a deeper look at her words and their meaning and implications.

I think she clearly spelled out some deep feelings on these songs…both before, during, and after everything went down. I think her feelings were valid and real at every stage. I think she is also firm that she closed the door on those earlier feelings now.

We don’t need to write or rewrite her story to make it more palatable for our own consumption.

#just wanted to like supersize that last sentence bcs OP is SO RIGHT

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY

merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)

#fan art #the tortured poets department #ttpd

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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you’dhavetostoptheworldjusttostopthefeeling.

@yellowjacketsnetwork event 01: dynamics (part one) — SHAUNA & JACKIE

#yellowjackets #ONFG

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Taylor Swift's album The Tortured Poets Department becomes the first album to hit 1 billion streams on Spotify in less one week!

#taylor swift