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These 4 people and the irrepressible urge to say "LETS GOOOO!"

#bb25 #tar35 #watched tar finale and everytime they would say lets go i thought of jag lmao

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Waiting for Josh to go The Challenge-mode to take out Xavier and Frankie for the girls... :)

#have i watched a single episode of the challenge other than the ones that aired on cbs? #no i have not. but i'm assuming josh did pretty well ok? #bbrg

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Y’all is this rlly a safe space orrr???

#i support this message #you're right and you should say it! #bbrg

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What part of Xavier's brain heard "game changing advantage and disadvantage" and decided to throw it???

#bbrg #i was going to post this last night but for some reason logged out of tumblr and then forgot #he still sucked at the comp so he probably would've tanked taylor josh and dani but if hed got it he couldve picked teams #like???? #taylor wants you for your ability to win comps so if youre not serving your purpose you can go #i think josh and dani also just see/saw him as a strong ally and thats why they entered the alliance

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This is my first season watching with Britney and I'm kind of obsessed with her ???????????

#idk anything about her outside of the game so if shes problematic i take it back #bbrg

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I just want to state for the official record (aka the tag) that I am happy to report that since the season is over and my showmancephobia has subsided Cory and America are my favorite houseguests from BB25.

#BB25 #BBRG #idk if i should put in the reindeer games tag but here we are

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Spoiling the first episode for myself by going through the tag before I watch it and now I'm super excited to watch tomorrow.

#bbrg #going to the tag knowing that i haven't watched the episode #also me always showing up to the tag at the latest/earliest possible hour #bb + my insomnia 4ever

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Early prediction (Disclaimer: IDK how this shit works)

Britney/Frankie/Danielle will be aligned because of their working together during BB25.

Cameron/Cody/Nicole will be aligned together because reasons....

Xavier/Taylor/Josh will align as former winners.

Britney/Frankie/Danielle will at least try to team up with Xavier/Taylor/Josh. Taylor will want to work with them but ends up not having as much influence due to lack of comp wins (UGH!)

Cody/Cameron/Xavier/Josh have some sort of gentleman's agreement and target Britney/Frankie/Danielle first because of course.

Cameron gets booted when Xavier/Josh/Cody get the chance because they prioritize Nicole and Taylor to guarantee a first-ever two-time "winner" (if this season even counts as a regular win idk. if it's taylor we'll say it does of course :))

Josh or Xavier end up winning the whole thing.

#BB25 #BBRG #just gonna leave this here and see where we end up in a couple of weeks

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A PSA for any Survivor/BB players who want to commit to an all-girls alliance:

Rule #1: Never explicitly state to anyone that you want an all-girls alliance, this will make you a target - especially if you don't have the numbers/it's early in the season.

Rule #2: Never explicitly state you want an all-girls alliance (this cannot be emphasized enough) because there will always be a minimum of 1 person who will decide to tell at least one guy they are aligned with of this impending all-girls alliance and if it's too early in the season or there are not enough people in the alliance, they will start to target women to even-out and then eventually overtake the numbers game.

Survivor specific tips: Listen to rules 1 and 2 and commit yourself to not voting for your fellow women. The only exception to this should be is after all men have been eliminated from the game, the only man left in the game has the individual immunity idol, or one of the women left in the game are clearly working against the majority of the women or are constantly targeting women to where it becomes unsafe for your and other's games to keep them around.

Big Brother specific tips: Listen to rules 1 and 2 and commit yourself to never nominating a woman whenever you are in power. If there are women on the block and you win the power of veto, use it to take at one of them off - this potentially increases the chance of a man being the replacement nominee and going home. Warning: using the POV may make you a target but remember, whoever made the nominations cannot be HOH two weeks in a row (usually). Be wary of women who have become a part of a showmance - they are likely to end up being closer to their partner and if their partner is a male this is not conducive to the all-girls alliance. It is especially important to not use the term "all-girls alliance" around people who are in male/female showmances or appear to have a lot of male allies. Important note!: don't target the woman of a showmance just because you can't get the man out that week - unless there are no other feasible moves for you to make.

Rule #3: When the game is at the point where there are only women left in the game, toast and laugh about the fact that you pulled off the elusive all-girls alliance...even if some of the people didn't know you were aligned with them (perhaps they are even your enemy) but at least you made it to the final *insert number here* with your fellow women surrounding you.

#Survivor 45 #and i'm tagging #BB25 #because i mentioned bb and because i saw survivor posts in that tag #yes rules 1 and 2 are the same rule #yes this about emily telling on the all-girls alliance

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This would literally be so iconic especially if production didn't get in the way of questions asked and allowed it to be messy.

It feels like a disservice (to me alone) that we’re not getting reunion episodes in the modern era of big brother. Recorded about a week or so after the finale after they’ve been able to catch up on the mess. Live studio audience so we can ask our burning questions. The fan base eats up post season content anyway, hear me out @cbs @paramountplusnc @bigbrother

#BB25 #hell let taylor host one for entertainment tonight's youtube channel for that matter

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Me liking all of the Bowie Jane memes even though my username never shows up in the notes

#BB25 #how is my tumblr this broken? with seemingly no way of fixing it? #i've checked settings multiple times and don't know what i'm missing if anything at all #i just want you all know to know that i support you

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WAIT I STAY OFF THE TAG FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND NOW BLUE AND REILLY WANNA FUCK JAG CAUSE HE'S A $750 THOUSANDAIRE?!?!

#Jag I loved you even when you were a dumb broke bitch #Jag taking Matt's $750K and his girl lmao #BB25 #i just saw 2 vague posts and made this joke i really don't know what's going on with them

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I guess I need to touch some fucking grass or something because the way some of y'all were posting about spamming America votes I really thought she'd at least be top 3.

#BB25

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Jag owning his game and delivering his finale speech and answers in that tone was my America getting facts about the constitution from Cory moment.

#BB25

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Just for fun!

#BB25 #i intentionally left matt jag and fbj out since we don't know who is going to win officially yet

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Cirie voting on finale night:

#I haven't seen this image in the tag yet and wanted a reason to post it #BB25

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I want to start by saying a huge disclaimer that I have not kept up with feeds as much as most people here - for example, I wouldn't know about Matt, Jag, & FBJ pretending to be asleep when Felicia was around or whatever without the tags. There's probably so much more nuance here than I am even aware of. End of disclaimer.

I was thinking back to Taylor's defenses of each member of the F4 and how for FBJ she said if she were a man, would we be talking about her differently? And not to be too much feminist or whatever but I kind of think we would? Or maybe not us, the tag, but certain members of the jury?

Bowie Jane was HOH the week Cameron went home. While it was an easy move for her to make because everyone want him gone, she was responsible for getting out the "comp beast" at the time. It wasn't actually a hard move per se but if say, Jag or Matt had made the move I think Cameron would've been like, "I hate that I was eliminated but I gotta respect the dude for taking the shot because it was smart. I was a threat to him blahblahblah."

Getting out America during the double eviction was unquestionably a lame move. No defense there BUT in this scenario, we have to remember that she's operating under a F3 with Matt and Jag, who clearly have taken her with them. Plus, America was someone actively campaigning against her top 2 allies. Since clearly she was never turning on Matt and Jag, her other options were Felicia & Cirie, so it's really a coin toss who she should consider her biggest threat. America was the easiest option and the one she made. Jag would've been the bigger resume builder but clearly not evicting them helped her get to where she is now. If she had taken out Jag, and then Cirie/Felicia/America won the next HOH, would she still have made F3? Who knows?

Finally she won her 3rd HOH, and took out Felicia. Again, not a big move but she didn't technically take her out as that was Jag's move, not hers.

If she hypothetically were to win Final HOH and take Jag, I think with the right speech she could win. But that's a big IF. I think if she were a man, there's a chance the jury would see her as a dude who was loyal to his bros and then saw that one of his bros (Matt) was more likeable and his other bro (Jag) was messier and had more blood on his hands so they had the balance between the 2 and thought they could beat out Jag.

#BB25 #putting on my taylor hale thinking hat for a minute #I don't like FBJ obvi but like in terms of just the TV edit she has a case for winning #thank you for taking the time to read my essay lmao