Bruce: “You are on thin ice, Jordan. This is clearly my little boy.”
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Superman vs The Parasite~
why yes I am a Rudy Jones Parasite appreciator
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“I saw father kissing Santa Claus”
(from J.C. “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”)
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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
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truly need to find other people to be neurotic about batman and co with. It's been so long since I've been in a fandom where I'm that invested. I need that sicko to sicko communication. I need somewhere to throw up my AU and brainrot thoughts. I need someone i can look in the eyes and say i need to get that old man pregnant and will look right back at me with understanding and say same
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Bruce Wayne should be an old fashioned gothic romantic. When he actually falls in love with someone he should get a little weird and intense about it. “Alfred, how do I tell them I want to crawl into their very veins and pump their blood with my own hands without freaking them out” type shit.
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