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VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN THE TWO TOWERS, 2002, dir. Peter Jackson bonus:

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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World building.

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copper my beloved

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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you know i didn’t expect that.

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Me at the beginning of CC trying to tell the difference between angels malaki fae vanir shifters fauns daemonki wraiths sprites and witches

#my issue was just remembering what HOUSE they were in Jesus CHRIST

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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Starborn, Fireheart & Lady Death - CC, TOG & ACOTAR

Artist: renata_watsonn

#bryce quinlan #starborn #crescent city #aelin ashryver galathynius #aelin fireheart #throne of glass #nesta archeron #lady death #a court of silver flames #acosf #a court of thorns and roses #acotar #hofas #hosab #hoeab #tog #crescent city fanart #THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

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I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

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random, out of context things me and my friends have said as six of crows quotes!!

pt. 3 :D

inej: "if there's one thing this life has taught me, it's to never take your toenails for granted."

jesper: *jokingly* "are you seriously accusing me of not being the skibidi toilet alpha sigma rizzler?!?!"

wylan: "omfg shut up"

wylan: *said really cheerfully* "and my mom would be there but she's not in the picture anymore!!!"

inej: 🫢

jesper: 🫢

wylan: "oh... sorry."

jesper: "people ask me all the time stuff like 'why're you so tall' and 'how do you get so tall' and i really don't know how to respond."

wylan: *mixes up the words DNA and chromosomes* "just say it's your chromosomes... wait i don't think chromosomes effect height."

kaz: *having a side conversation with inej* "...put them in the microwave."

jesper: "...put your chromosomes in the microwave????"

kaz: "no dumbfuck i told inej to put her fries in the microwave."

wylan: "yeah jesper, put your chromosomes in the microwave then maybe you'll feel better."

kaz: "i mean, i only steal souls after midnight"

nina: "bro get that gyatt out of my way"

matthias: "WHAT???"

kaz: "little known fact: the tenth commandment of the bible is actually, 'red bull gives you wings.' that's actually how jesus rose from the dead. and as he was rising from the tomb, he looked down and said, 'red bull gives you wings.'"

wylan: "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!"

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.