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Quincy: Make way for Shriekasaurus everybody!

Shriek: *running around the room in her dinosaur onesie and tackling various members of the crew* RAWWWWWR!!!

Heat: SHE GOT MY JUGULAR!

Hip: RUN!

Mosh: SAVE YOURSELVES!

Shriek: I need a half-eaten victim!

Quincy: Don't look at me! I just made the costume, I'm not an accesory!

Killer: *shoving Kid forward* Get on in there, Captain Carcass You fit the bill better than anyone here.

Kid: Hey, I got this arm shot off not bit o-FUCK!!! *gets pounced on by Shriek*

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Shriek: Kid, how do humans know when they're happy if they have small ears?

Kid: What are you talking about?

Shriek: How do they know if they're happy? *perks up her ears* Or sad? *droops her ears* Or angry? *pins her ears back and hisses*

Kid: *chuckles and tweaks one of Shriek's ears sideways and one ear up* How about this? What do you call that feeling? Smad? Oh yeah, that's a smad look.

Shriek: Kid! I'm serious!🙄

Kid: Alright, alright. Well since we're lacking in the ears department, we gotta make ourselves known in other ways. Mostly with our eyes and mouths instead.

Shriek: Yeah, everybody knows when you're mad.

Kid: They better if they know what's good for 'em. 😈

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Killer: *waking up to see a heart-shaped snoot in his face at 5 in the morning*

Shriek: Monkey bars? 🙂

Killer: *sighs* Alright.

Shriek: Yay! Thank you, Killer! 😀 First, I'm gonna swing upside-down! Then I'm gonna do skip-bar, then backwards-one-bar, then hop-bar, then flip-bar! Then flap-and-flip bar! Then-

Killer: We're here.

Shriek: Oh, okay! *fluters up to the bars and plays on them for a minute before flapping back* All done!

Killer: 🫥 *internal screaming*

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Shriek: *messily eating her strawberry pancakes* You know what I'm gonna do today, Killer? I'm gonna be a Magnet Bat! 😃

Killer: A what now?

Shriek: A Magnet Bat! Kid's a Magnet Human, so I'm a Magnet Bat! And I don't even need a Devil Fruit to do it! Watch! *starts running around the kitchen and climbing up the shelves, getting various objects stuck to her sticky fur*

Killer: Pup, I'm pretty sure you're only supposed to attract metal.

Shriek: I'm Awakened! 😃 Now... REPEL! *shakes herself and sends things flying everywhere*

Heat: *gets hit with a fridge magnet* Ow!

Pomp: *gets hit with a pen* Hey!

Kid: Killer, you seen my- *screams as a fork flies up his nose*

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Killer: *woken up by a dog barking from the town they're docked at* Great. 😒

Shriek: Hey, pipe down! *angrily barking from the railing*

Killer: And now it's a debate. 😑

Kid: *joins in on the barking*

Killer: KID!!! 😠

Kid: Well she ain't getting anywhere with those little chihuahua barks!

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Name a more iconic duo❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Me and my carpet made the most fucking cursed Heat puppet and we're incredibly proud of it. He's just a silly little guy. I swear we don't hold him hostage and that he's not suffering.

Like two drops of water.

The uglier he turned out the better and I'm pretty proud of him 😎🤟

#op kid pirates #kid pirates #heat one piece #one piece heat

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The rejection of modernity comes from the fear of change, lmao.

That's why old people call us "sensitive", they were conformists, they got used to their suffering and were offended when people insisted on changing so that we wouldn't suffer anymore. "Why are you fighting for your rights? I didn't have them! So you shouldn't have them either."

#gen z #anarchism #socialism #change

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Bonding over high-maintenance captains but still loving them.

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Kid pirates ponies!!! I have headcanons and designs for the rest of the kid crew too but im too lazy to make proper references for them....

EDIT: i forgort to make kids prosthetic hoof

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stupid gay little idea

What if, after the whole wano arc thing with the labour camp and killers smile fruit, Kidd just latched onto Killer and didnt let him go for like, a whole day?

Killer: Kidd...i cant move.

Kidd: fuck you. *still hugging killer*

Killer: Kidd please-

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I'm eating well this chapter

They're partners, your honor.

Words can't describe how fucking happy I am to see Killer support Kid and worry about him. Even Coby communted that he's much more energetic than usual. BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO SUPPORT HIS PARTNER GOD DAMMIT!!

I can't, they're like Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy to me 😭

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she is listening to her favorite music and reading her favorite yaoi

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Mourn the dead and fight like hell for the living 🍉