Leo Messi (35) v Mbappé (24)
2022/23 stats for Club and Country.
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❝allow yourselves to dream and then chase after those dreams.❞ — lionel messi
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Teaching my nieces good stuffs. 😂❤
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🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔
Ney: so @Leo after all this time.. how did it feel?
Leo: it was such a nice feeling tbh!
Luis: Oh trust me.. I know that feeling.. can’t believe it took you this long🤣
Phil: I second Luis’ statement.. it is a nice feeling.
Leo: 😒😒😒
Leo: How about you shut it @Luis.
Luis: I’m just kidding mano
Leo: we cannot slip up this time. Next time, on our turf, we have to be 100% ready.
Luis: Too bad Phil can’t play😞
Leo: Next season. It is what it is.
Phil: 🤷♂️
25 FEBRUARY 2018
Ney: I see another has joined the squad
Ney:
Ney: It is.. such a nice photo.
Ney: It really is lovely to have it plastered all over my tl
Ney: Congrats on the record @Leo and @Phil I hear you scored a great goal.
Ney: I haven’t seen it.
Ney: Didn’t have the time to see it.
Ney: We have a match today.
Ney: A BIG MATCH. So.. I was kinda busy.. you know.
Ney: But I promise I’ll check it out when I get the chance.
Luis: No need to wait here check out my boy’s amazing strike https://youtu.be/1UainPAGWEw
Ney: my…
Ney: Boy…
Ney: Thanks..Gordo. I’ll check it out.
Phil: Luisitoo.. stop it 🙈
Leo: It really was a nice strike. I was very impressed.
Leo: I mean, I have seen many of the goals you scored and I was impressed then too.
Phil: You.. were impressed..
Phil: Oh wow.. I’m..
Phil: I don’t even know what to say!
Phil: I am speechless.
Ney: I..
Ney: YOU were impressed by the goal Phil scored!!
Ney: But you.. You nev..
Ney: I mean yes of course!!
Luis: @Ney Have you watched it yet??
Luis: Such a great strike right?!
Luis: A golazo!!
Phil: Luuiiis stop!
Phil: Honestly it is not that big of a deal!
Leo: But it is!!
Leo: It was your first Liga goal and it was AT HOME in front of 85k+ people watching!!!
Leo: We are proud of you!
Phil: 😍❤💙😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Ney: WHAT WAS THAT GOAL!?!?
Ney: What did he dooo???
Luis: You still haven’t seen it?!?
Ney: Noo man, not yet..
Ney: I’m.. busy right now.
Ney: I can barely answer here
Luis: Please, just please not another Neytext.
Luis: You are allowed not to text back. Just not another “Ney is typing…” for 404839 hours.
Ney: You know WHAT Gordo..
Luis: What Ney
Ney:
Luis: Your point???
Phil: Boa sorte no jogo esta noite mlk @Ney 💪💚
Ney: Obrigado mlk💚
Luis: Did you see it? @Ney
Ney: GEEEEEZZZEEE.. GOD I WILL WATCH IT NOW. MY GOODNESS
Ney: Calm yourself down. It’s just a goal
Luis:🤣😂 I know
Ney: You filho da…. I hate you.
Ney: I’m gonna continue my game now.
Luis: I KNEW IT!! I FREAKING KNEW IT.
Luis: Playing Call of Duty. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I knew it
Leo: leave him alone Luis. You know it’s how he relaxes.
Leo: We will be watching you Ney. Best of luck mano.💪💙❤
Ney: Thank you Leo😍😍😍
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Luis: @Phil @Leo get ready
Leo: I’m ready. Waiting for your slow self to come by
Phil: Ready mano 😃
17 FEBRUARY 2018
Ney: I hope you had fun
Ney: On the plane..
Ney: this is a lovely photo 💙❤
Ney:
Ney: What did you guys do?
Ney: Did y'all play Parchis?? Who won?
Ney: Did @Phil share a mate?? Is he part of the mate crew now???🤗☺
TODAY
Luis: ? It was… a normal flight?
Luis: We talked??
Luis: literally like we do here all the time
Leo: Exactly man..
Ney is typing…
Phil: Is everything okay man?
Leo: there he is
Leo: Hola Ney
Ney is typing…
Leo: Dude.. Seriously what is wrong??
Luis: Uh oh…
Luis: @Leo Neytexts are coming
Luis: Brace yourselves lads
Phil: Neytexts???
Phil: It’s a word?!
Luis: It most certainly is
Ney is typing…
Luis: It’s a verb, it’s a noun, it’s an adjective.
Luis: to Neytext, One is Neytexting, One Neytexted, it’s a Neytext, It’s such a Neytext.. and so on and so forth.
Ney is typing…
Phil: What does that even mean??!?!?!
Luis: You are witnessing it first hand manito..
Leo: Oh boy.. not again.. remember that time when he went 30 minutes like this??
Ney is typing…
Phil: WITNESSING WHAT?!? What is he doing??
Leo: “Ney is typing…”
Phil: I can see that!! But what are the Neytexts thingies???
Phil: What does he do??
Luis: Exactly what Leo just said bro.. He’s typing, but we don’t know what he is doing while he is texting..
Luis: Sometimes it gets stuck like that for like an hour… we just continue with our lives normally until his text is finally delivered.
Luis: We learned that the hard way.
Ney is typing…
Phil: PARA O AMOR DE DEUS HOMEM … FALA!!!! @Ney
Luis: But God forbid we take too long to reply, because say one of us is in the shower or something😒😒
Ney is typing…
Ney: So no Parchís???
Phil left
Luis: 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Dude……
Luis: 😂 Phil
Luis added Phil
Ney: What.. what did I do??
Luis: and that my friend, @Phil.. is a Neytext.
Ney: Fodase @luis I did nothing😑
Leo: Oh brother .
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Ney: So yeah.. those were my parties. I wish you guys were there though
Ney: Damn weather
Luis: The important thing is that you had fun.
Luis: and cried.. aawww
Ney: 😒 Gordo so help me I will
Leo: Luis leave him alone
7 FEBRUARY 2018
Ney: Phil scored his first yay
Ney: and Luis assisted his goal.
Ney: and all y'all celebrated together….
Ney: congratulations on the goal @Phil
Ney: I really am happy for you
Ney: Oh… So.. that happened
Ney: again.. really happy for you
Ney: So happy..
Ney: 🙃 that used to be….
Ney: anyway I am sure there will be plenty more goals
YESTERDAY
Ney: Guys?.. you there?
Ney: Leo?
Ney: Gordo….
Ney: Phil??
Ney: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!
Ney: You’re really ignoring me!?!?!
Ney: 😓😓😓
Luis: Dude what the hell..
Luis: What happened!? Why are you blowing up our phones calm down
Ney: I just wanted to congratulate Phil and you guys
Ney: But you guys were ignoring me
Luis: Right after a match man what do you expect.. Our phones are not glued to us.
Luis: Normal people don’t take their phones into the shower with them.
Leo: whoa.. what happened here?
Luis: Ney was just panicking cause you hugged Phil and his green side was showing that’s all..
Ney: What?! How dare you
Ney: When did I even
Ney: 😒 Gordo
Ney: I just wanted to congratulate Phil on his first goal and you guys on another final.
Ney: That is all.
Leo: Right okay.. Thank you kiddo❤💙
Luis: Plenty more of those to come @Phil😉
Ney: yeah.. plenty
Phil: Obrigado mano @Ney🤙🏽💛
Ney: 💛💛 @Phil
Phil: Bro @Luis you assisted my first Liverpool goal and my first Barça goal you realize that?😏😎😉😀
Luis: 😏 Got your back lil dude @Phil
Ney: Okay.. I’m out
Ney: See you guys soon..
Luis: Of course.. You’re coming to Madrid on Valentines day.. see you after that maybe
Leo: Make us proud. Kick some white butts
Ney: 🙂🤗 Yes sir
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Leo: And that is the plan.
27 JANUARY 2018
Luis added Phil
Ney: Woah.. wait
Ney: Who said???
Luis: What.. I thought you’d be happy??
Ney: I mean..I am
Ney: I love Phil and I am very happy he’s there.
Ney: With you guys.. But.
Luis: But?🤔
Leo: Welcome to the family @Phil!🙋🏻♂️
Phil: OMG
Phil: I can’t.. wow
Phil: 🤙Hii @Ney🤙
Ney: Oiee mano 🤙🤙
Luis: What was that but @Ney?
Ney removed Phil
Leo: Neymar.. wth
Leo: Why
Luis: Why did you do that!??!?
Luis: How even could you do that??
Ney: Leo made me an admin again
Ney: But not now..
Ney: long before that.. way long
Luis: @Leo did he do the thing??
Leo: yeah man..
Ney: The thing?? There’s a thing!?!?!
Ney: YOU GUYS HAVE CODEWORDS?!?!?
Ney: 😟😟😟
Leo: Calm down dude
Leo: Why are you so jumpy lately??
Leo: What’s wrong?
Luis: And why did you remove Phil?
Ney: I mean, it’s not that I don’t want him here.
Ney: It’s just.. This is all new.
Ney: It’s still so fresh and recent and I
Luis: So that’s it.. It’s jealousy.
Luis: He’s jealous of Phil
Leo: aaawwwhh Ney.. you’ll always be our little annoying brazuka whom we love so much
Ney: aawwhh😍
Ney: Wait.. annoying??!??? I’m annoying??
Leo: amazing*
Leo: I meant amazing. Damn autocorrect.🤦🏻♂️
Luis: good save bro
Leo: You shut it.
Ney: Omg omg OH MY GOD.. YOU GUYS CAME TOGETHER TO THE CN YESTERDAY!!!
Ney: OMG
Luis: Leo and I always go together.. you know that
Leo: Luis.. I think he meant us 3.. You, Phil and I..
Luis: ohhhh..
Luis: Dude he literally lives next door.. we are just trying to be environmentally aware..
Luis: Global warming is real!
Leo: Environmentally aware.. wow big words for our gordo..
Leo: 🤣jk.. go on
Luis: 😒 very funny
Ney: 😑 I have not forgotten my promise @Luis. You are gonna get yours gordo. This time not even Leo will be able to save you
Leo: Ney…
Ney: ugh.. fine.. I’ll add him again
Ney: you’re lucky he’s one of my childhood friends and I love him
Ney added Phil
Phil: What happened..
Ney: It was by mistake mano.. I just realized it.. Bem-Vindo mlk🤙🤙💚
Luis: 😁😁
Ney changed the subject from “M🍔S🍔N🍔” to “🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔”
Leo: So it’s official now 😃
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90 minutes.
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LIONEL MESSI IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
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Messi at the end of a match after saving his team
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When Messi is not playing, Argentina transform into another team. Our style is different if we face Messi. They love to criticize Messi a lot. Today, they've seen what they are without him. Argentina have to take care of Leo; they have to be grateful.
Diego Costa
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"They say Spain national team is in turmoil because of political differences. In truth, we almost never talk about politics. I’m too busy telling Madrid players that they’re f***ed in the league, and they’re too busy talking to me about refereeing conspiracies!" - Gerard Piqué
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