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#this has been queued for a year #minus 13 hours and 23 minutes

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gintama in chinese period drama AU _(:3｣∠)_

#quality stuff #sintama #art by op

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#DADTOKI.TOO REAL

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sʜᴏɢᴜɴ ᴀssᴀssɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀʀᴄ | sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ 

#and now lets watch this arc... #maybe.. #sintama

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(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

#.... suddenly i dont want to live in this country anymore..

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EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME

#BEST MY GOSH #AA

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Is he a ghost?

#neko atsume #a message from the afterlife.

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when shopping with your mom

#ACTUALLY THOUGH

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THE SIGNS AS GINTAMA MEMES AND INSIDE JOKES

Aries: Shinpachi being glasses

Taurus: Zura ja nai, Katsura da

Gemini: Takasugi x Yakult

Cancer: Hang in there Billy Ray

Leo: Strawberry milk

Virgo: SHOOOOOOGUN KA YOOOOOO

Libra: He went/Butterfly fly away

Scorpio: 32

Sagittarius:I've been on standby the entire time

Capricorn: Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

Aquarius: ANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPANANPAN

Pisces: I beg you! I'll give you 300 yen!

#my gosh same #out of all of them the butterfly one is the only one I don't get #libra here

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Everytime Takasugi smiles the world seems like a better place ♡

#gosh #pls bring smol Takasugi back #SINTAMA

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GET A LOAD OF THIS LITTLE FLOOF MAKING HIS EARSIES DANCE! (x)

#AHHHHHHHHHH #DOGE

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GOOD BYE

#and so the karamatsu girls thrive #Osomatsu San

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MERMAID AU’S

“I am a simple mermaid trying to get a simple college education and you fUCKERS KEEP PREVENTING THAT BY THROWING WATER BALLOONS AT ME FIVE MINUTES BEFORE CLASS SO IM STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING QUAD FOR A HOUR UNTIL IT WEARS OFF”

“Alternatively, I was skipping class and saw you trying to drag you and your huge ass tail through the courtyard–do you need help? I guess I can carry you to class if you’d like, though I’m not so sure this was worth being called ‘Prince Eric’ for the next two weeks”

“I knew there was a reason why you were so good in marine biology and why you always had to one-up me in the exam scores yOU’RE A MERMAID THIS IS SO UNFAIR IM TURNING YOU IN FOR CHEATING CHEATER”

“I don’t know why i thought bringing you to a sushi bar was a good idea, i thought seeing all the live fish in the tanks would have been nice but i forgot about all the dead ones after”

“I’m the mermaid so of course im always picked to go on diving missions by you biased advantage taking pricks, and you know what? i don’t care what you say, its dark and scary and theres something down there that i have never forgotten why do you think i stay on land”

“apparently due to your mystical sea creature powers you have the ability to mimic any sound you hear, so you know what means friend?? VOICE IMPRESSIONS! MORGAN FREEMAN GO”

“I know its late and i dont know you but i hear you can talk to fish and im worried my goldfish is depressed”

“I take my showers before bed and I always end up scaring the shit out of your boy/girlfriend while dragging my two ton tail to the kitchen for some ice cream at 11 at night”

#I like the second last #the best :D

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Evangelion: Death (1997)

#REI BEST GIRL #NGE

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Your Droid Name

The first letter of your last name

The first number in your address

The last letter of your first name

The last digit of your phone number

(hyphenate as desired)

#D-8Y5 #hmmm

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Squirrel bread!!! Soooo cute. Instructions are here http://cookpad.com/recipe/3424864 (sorry. Japanese only)

#WHAT #WHAT.

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tag who you are. obviously im carg

#cake???? #ok.