some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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anyone else have only two emotions careful fear or dead devotion or is it just me & the guy from the national
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this sinus infection is beating my ass 😭😭 why am I suffering like thisss
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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No fucking way
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Do you like red wine
I mean sure. If I have someone to hold afterwards
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me
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