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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#this #idk why you want to follow me but please do #please DON'T interact with me first #direct messages are too direct!!!

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more adhd things

#had my phone in the car #pulled into garage and went into house #no phone #went back out to car to check but still no phone #went back in house to check purse again even more thoroughly #still no phone #went back out again to car to find the phone and took 5 minutes to actually find it #it was screen up on the dark floorboard but that's not why i couldn't find it #i couldn't find it because i genuinely did not know where it could have gone to and had to check all the possibilities to figure it out

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#My reblog takes this to 10k #so proud

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Paul McCartney's kin list:

Vriska Serket

Jungkook

Castiel Winchester (*•.¸♡Destiel in Strawberry Fields 5ever ♡¸.•*)

Sayaka Maizono

#paul mccartney #kin list #vriska serket #jungkook #castiel #destiel #castiel winchester #sayaka maizono #strawberry fields 5ever #if you're a Judge reading this then you should know we're posting this after submitting our registration #his joie de fire resonates with each

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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun

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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun

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OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale

Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

#evergreen post #today i was a genius at several things that were not my job

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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

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(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

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new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid