169K notes
·
View notes
Sounds pretty real life cuz that’s just everyone I have a crush on vs me
Fanfiction is so funny and I love it because writers will describe a character as ethereal, elegant, possessing some sort of unearthly beauty and grace and it’s a character that looks like they eat cigarettes for breakfast, dresses like a teenager that hates their parents, and haven’t slept in a week
7 notes
·
View notes
I’m so attractive if you look past the part where I’m extremely insufferable personality wise and kind of ugly
1 note
·
View note
321 notes
·
View notes
Screenshit redrawr
Original screenshit
215 notes
·
View notes
lawrence: lmao youre a terrible liar. now pretend to die to trick the saw man. this is a fool proof plan.
325 notes
·
View notes
jeffy weffy before n after he goes im gonna jeff the kill you
2K notes
·
View notes
late in the night and hating gallavich. not in a homophobic way. just in a "god damn this happy couple makes me feel bad about my own love life time to ruin them" way.
25 notes
·
View notes
Knowledge is empowering
123K notes
·
View notes
I prefer Katara with Zuko. They had more chemistry. Made more sense. Am I wrong here? I don’t think I’m wrong… usually never am.
35 notes
·
View notes
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
147K notes
·
View notes
@reallystupidplant our wedding rings
**For the people asking I found the ring HERE
5K notes
·
View notes
If I look my boss in the eye and tell him to suck a fat one will I get fired
2 notes
·
View notes
local vet adopted a cat
1K notes
·
View notes