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im not okay by the way,

#NOOOOOOO QUE LINDOS #Y LA DIFERENCIA DE ALTURA I CARE THEM #hc

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HERMITCRAFT IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY SERVER FULL OF PG CONTENT CREATORS

#hc

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pov you're jimmy and you're about to get fucking killed

#hc

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#SAME #hc

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Etho is the Kakashi of mcyt if you think about it.

#hc

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Writing Game: Combinations

You’ve already gone through all the prompts and can’t think of a new way to use them?

Choose three prompts (you can use random.org) from my blog between 1 and 1079 and search for it on my blog by using #prompt [no.]. or use this list.

Now try to think of a way to combine all of them in one story. No matter how outlandish they may seem together at first, in the end this game helps you to see them in a completely different light and to get a new multi-dimensional idea for a story.

+ if you use even more prompts; 

who can fit the most prompts into a drabble or a 500 word short story?

++ if you choose prompts that at first glance don’t seem to fit together at all

Have fun!

#save

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

#THE LAST BIT #dc

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Traffic Series: Who is the best player?

I was watching this video by Eddache in which he investigated who won the Wacky Races, in which he made a point to differentiate who won the most first places AND who is consistently the best player (such as who always came in second place), and I wanted to do the same.

This was very easy because, luckily, the Traffic SMP wiki (which I usually don't like to use) did give me the order of elimination for each season, so I didn't have to go through the last 2 to 3 episodes of every season just to do it. It was just a time saver.

Some disclaimers:

THIS IS NOT ABOUT KILLS, IS ABOUT POSITIONS ON WHO DIES FIRST. Kills require skill, but that is not as necessary as just surviving. Is a survival game after all. Plus there are plenty of graphs that show who has killed the most in a certain season across all seasons.

Originally I wanted to use the Nascar/F1/Mario Kart scoring system since it made the most sense, and is technically what inspired this investigation. The problem is that it doesn't give points after 10th-12th place, which wouldn't work for a game with 14-17 players.

Instead, what I did for the scoring system is that I put the number they placed (ex. Jimmy came in 14th), divided by the number of players in the season, and then divided those numbers by the number of seasons they have played. The reason why is because, for example, Mumbo placed 16th in a season but only played for 2 seasons, his number will be bigger than Jimmy, who has come in last every season and is, objectively, a worse player.

This is still not a perfect system because some players only have played once or twice, so I don't have enough data to truly reflect their average. Although the players who only played once or twice (Mumbo, Lizzie, and Gem), are about where you believe them to be.

Lastly, despite Double Life having pairs dying at the same time, I did give them individual scores. The reason is because there IS a real winner in that season, so I just used the positions they used in the wiki. I don't know why they gave them those positions, but I just used them for simplicity.

There are some ties, but what I did in those cases: I just chose who was on top based on another table I did, but didn't end up using because of the previous Mumbo-Jimmy problem. So, I will just use it as a tied break and fun facts!

ALRIGHT LET'S SEE THE RESULTS!!!!

PEARL IS THE BEST PLAYER!!!! SLAY QUEEN!!!

Here's the results in order:

PearlescentMoon

GeminiTay

Scott Smajor

Martyn Inthelittlewood

GoodTimesWithScar

Grian

impulseSV

RenDog

BdoubleO100

Ethoslab

Joel SmallishBeans

BigB/Bigbst4tz2

ZombieCleo

TangoTek

Skizzleman

Lizzie LDShadowLady

Mumbo Jumbo

Jimmy Solidarity

To be completely honest, I was surprised that Pearl is one of the best players. She is usually someone that people, players, and fans, don't tend to pay much attention to in this aspect. Like, THIS GIRL HAS NEVER BEING IN A PLACE LOWER THAN 4TH.

We know that Scott (3rd) is usually one of the last to survive and is almost a good luck charm for whoever he is allied with, or the players calling Martyn (4th) a survivalist and constantly considered a threat, and both know how to play the game VERY well, but people don't do that with Pearl.

What I was most interested was that middle section because we all knew that Jimmy, Lizzie, Mumbo, and Skizz are the worst players in the entire series. Everyone is very much aware of it, including themselves.

Who could have guessed that Grian is, statistically, a worse player than Scar. Grian and Scar have won once each, but Scar is consistently in 9th place aside from 3rd and Secret, while Grian is all over the place. He sometimes is on 4th, and sometimes he is 10th. Which is the same with Impulse, who he is tied with score-wise.

Fun fact: Etho and Joel, and BigB and Cleo, were tied in the other table that I didn't end up using, and that is reflected here in which all of them are VERY close to each other score-wise. So, if Etho is washed out/bad at PvP, Joel is, and BigB and Cleo are worse about it and shouldn't say anything about it.

Bdubs, Ren, and Tango are so interesting to me, because what do you mean Bdubs is better than half of the server???? How is Tango so bad he is under that big dip (He is 14th with 0.74, and Cleo the 13th is 0.56)!?! HOW DID I FORGET REN WAS 2ND PLACE IN LAST LIFE?!?!?! IS THAT REALLY MY WET PATHETIC DOG OF HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10?!?!

Also, here's the table with every place of every player and how many players were in any given season, for easier understanding:

PS: The winners of every season are the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th best players. It might help their overall average, but not fully because Impulse has the same score as Grian(6th), and has never won a game. As I mentioned, Pearl has never been a placed lower than 4th, and aside from Martyn and Scott hitting 10th and 11th, are always in the top half.

#YESSSS I LOVE STATS #since i main pearl i actually expected her high up! girl knows how to play the game after all #life series

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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israel has damaged/destroyed every single university in gaza. and 70% of schools. earlier today they blew up the university of palestine with 314 mines.

accountability archive has launched a campaign to collect and preserve digital university materials until such time that they can be safely returned to these institutions.

send them any copies of digital records, postgraduate theses, or unpublished research you might have using this link.

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality

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finally watched pearl’s second episode (instant serotonin session)

#THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER !!!!!!!! #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #hermitcraft #shiny duo #hc

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i haven’t been keeping up with the qsmp since roier got turned into a RAT what is going on wdym luzu is back i need a summary asap

#qsmp

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

#ah 🥺💕

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