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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg

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it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

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i graduated from scholomance with a degree in phylacteries

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clit just twitched. danger nearby

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#guess who got tagged again #this is made only funnier because my cleric in dnd acquired a gun recently

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CHER????

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you never realize how much tumblr alters even your most basic conversational vernacular and I don't mean "that's my blorbo" level discourse I mean I made the comment "oh that is an entire human man" around someone who is very offline and they went "😂😂😂 What? An entire human? LOL!"

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oh my fucking god it doesn’t matter if there’s a trans character in the blood libel harry potter game because the profits from that game are going to be used to further the eradication of trans rights in the uk im literally begging people to use their brains for once

#just don't fucking play the game. not hard #looks like destiny anyway. go play that

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The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

#have to be careful not to be too blunt #lest i stumble the territory into rude

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#cat's miaudio #oh this is an immediate favorite

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we have to bring back art deco like right now

#art deco is my fucking favorite and this post is absolutely bible

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working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race