avengerhawkeye

[avengerhawkeye]

(Thinking about turning one of my inactive blogs into a SHIELD agent account or something.)

#avengerhawkeye #ooc

[avengerhawkeye]

Suuuure, Director. Sure.

[Submitted by: antonomasia09

Agent Barton has not seen me dance the Macarena. If he claims that he has, he is lying.]

#memosfromfury #Funny things

[avengerhawkeye]

FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!

[Submitted by: dwrath

Agents are now responsible for the cost of any therapy sessions Mr. Parker may require from listening to your tales of drunken debauchery. This includes any recent ‘adventures’ that a certain team may have had in Bangkok.]

#memosfromfury #Funny things

[avengerhawkeye]

*sighs*

Where's the fun in that?

Of course not. Protocol gets people killed more often than not.

#blackestofwidows #Fun in the Sun

[avengerhawkeye]

JARViS has told me you requested time off. Request for week hiatus granted. Enjoy your vacation agent.

My thanks, Director.

#eyepatchedfury #ask #(will still be posting occasionally hehe) #Random asks

[avengerhawkeye]

Of course not. Protocol gets people killed more often than not.

Monaco is nice so far, though I’m not sure how I feel about Fury forcing me onto vacation. At least there’s a few things for me to do here…taking out the trash-wise. 

/suddenly a ping from her laptop/

…Clint’s….here….?

#blackestofwidows #Fun in the Sun

[avengerhawkeye]

RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.

Monaco is nice so far, though I’m not sure how I feel about Fury forcing me onto vacation. At least there’s a few things for me to do here…taking out the trash-wise. 

/suddenly a ping from her laptop/

…Clint’s….here….?

#blackestofwidows #(Wow quality IC here!) #Fun in the Sun

[avengerhawkeye]

I have faked my death in eight countries now.

...I can still make a hundred by the end of the year.

#avengerhawkeye #It's the performer in me. #Barton's Crazy Life

[avengerhawkeye]

*smacks in the back of the head*

/gathers up her things and heads to the airport/

/leaves a note on the fridge for the others/

“Heading to Monaco. Will call when I’m at my hotel.”

#doeshaveaheart #blackestofwidows #Fun in the Sun

[avengerhawkeye]

(I really need to stop neglecting poor Hawkeye.)

#avengerhawkeye #(Ohhh Tasha...) #ooc

[avengerhawkeye]

venom-the-bro-avenger started following you

*watches with interest*

#venom-the-bro-avenger #(That icon.) #Meeting Venom

[avengerhawkeye]

crazysouthernbelle started following you

I come back and there's new agents already? Certainly doesn't take long anymore.

#crazysouthernbelle #Meeting Rogue

[avengerhawkeye]

Avengers and their Pokemon teams (originally by FerioWind on deviantart/tumblr)

#Avengers #Pokemon #Yes I'm a total dork #No I don't care #Though shouldn't Tasha have an Espeon? #Like... espeonage? #*shot* #Art and pictures

[avengerhawkeye]

Avengers butts iPhone/iPod wallpapers with bonus Spider-Man.

#...Yeah. #Quality post to more or less mark the end of my hiatus. #Art and pictures

[avengerhawkeye]

Small notice

Anon is OFF until further notice. A few of my friends (and friends of friends) are being attacked by anons for no reason whatsoever. I’m tired of the drama it’s causing. I’m tired of hearing about my friends being attacked because of the choices they’re making in their RPs. Hateful anons, the only ones you’re making look like an idiot are yourselves. If you’ve nothing nice to say, then keep your mouth shut.

And I’m through being nice and allowing any and everyone to send me messages. If you’ve something to say to me, you can face me directly and not hide behind a mask.

#sergeant-maestro #ooc

[avengerhawkeye]

My apologies, but I simply could not resist.

HAWKEYE : FUCK YOU

#blackestofwidows #Funny things

[avengerhawkeye]

DISNEY PRINCESS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

hehhehehhhh inspired from those gif sets with steve and sleeping beauty

ariel - thor belle - tony/iron man snow white - nick fury aurora/sleeping beauty - steve rogers/cpt america cinderella - dr. bruce banner/the incredible hulk mulan - hawkeye jasmine -  black widow esmeralda - agent phil coulson tiana - agent maria hill

and none for loki laufeyson bye

#the team #leaving this here #Art and pictures