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If you're a freshwater beastie, does that mean you could sustain a bog? Bogs are great. Good for long-term storage.

OH THIS IS SO ME!!!!!! THIS IS ME, I KIN THE BOG. WHO UP HAVING AN ACIDIC SURFACE. WHO UP BEING SPONGY. OPPS TRYING TO CATCH ME BUT THANKFULLY I HAVE MY POORLY DRAINING LAKE BASIN

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I would love for you to expand on you/the corridors being 'fresh water' if you feel like it

FRESH WATER CREATURE, LIKE A SALAMANDER. THE DOOR ITSELF HOWEVER PREFERS SUBURBAN AND URBAN CLIMATES. HOPE THIS CONFUSES!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS POST! SPEAKING OF HORSES IN RACES!

TUMBLR IS AN AVATAR OF. LISTEN ALL THE ENTITIES HAVE A CHUNK OF THIS. THEY ALL HAVE A FUCKED UP HORSE IN THIS SCARY RACE.

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do you... breathe? like i remember your boat door flooding your hallways for a bit. was that a problem because of breathing? or somethin else?

WELL, FOR ONE, THE CARPETS WERE SQUISHY AND DAMP FOR ABOUT A M9NTH, WHICH.. EGH. THE WORMS SEEMED TO LOVE IT THOUGH. BUT YES, AS THE WATER FLOODED THE CORRIDORS, IT WAS HARD TO BREATHE. NOT ONLY FOR I MYSELF AS MICHAEL, BUT FOR MYSELF, I, THE CORRIDORS, AND THE DISTORTION. IMAGINE FEELING YOUR BODY FILL FROM YOUR STOMACH INTO YOUR LUNGS WITH SALT AND DEBRIS AND SEA LIFE. IT WAS HORRIBLE FOR THE SHORT WHILE IT LASTED. IT STUNG TOO- IM A FRESHWATER CREATURE AFTER ALL.

#tma #the magnus archives #michael distortion #the spiral

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pipe bomb

OH THANK YOU, MY FAVORITE :.))

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do you think simon fairchild vacations in the north sea?

SIMON FAIRCHILD VACATIONS ANYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. HE JUST POPS UP ANYWHERE THAT UP OR DOWN EXIST. EVEN FOUND HIM IN THE CORRIDORS ONCE! WHEN I ASKED HIM HOW HE GOT THERE HE TOLD ME "Miss, when you've been around as long as I've been you know how to get yourself places! The only issue with this one is, uh.. how do I get out?"

#tma #the magnus archives #michael distortion #the spiral #the vast

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JONAH MAGNUS IS A CONCERT-GOER, FUN FACT

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Meow

HUGE NEWS ABOUT PREVIOUS ANON'S NEIGHBOR'S CAT WATCHERS

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hello mrs distortion what do you think of my neighbors cat

he tried to sleepover today lol

AWH! CAN HE SLEEPOVER WITH ME? I ADORE CATS!!

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opinion on cuddles?

BIG FAN!! AS LONG AS IM NOT CUDDLING WITH SOMEONE WHO'S, SAY, MADE OF MILLIONS OF THIN NEEDLES. BUT THATS PREPOSTEROUS :.:..,)

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DARK STRANGER POSTING BEGINS NOW

#tma #the magnus archives #michael distortion #the dark #the stranger

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did u put this here.... & should i open it??

NOW WHY WOULD I DO A SILLY THING LIKE THAT. BUT YES OPEN IT WITHOUT HESITATION AND FLING YOURSELF THROUGH IT I THINK THATD BE VERY FUN OF YOU. NOT THAT IM BIASED

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

#HAVE FUN WATCHERS

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CLASSIC PRANK REALLY, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT johnathan

boy i am going to un proper noun your name

How do you un-proper noun a name?

- j. sims, The Archivist

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ID ALSO LIKE TO SEE THIS BECOME A LITTLE MORE ODD

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I DO MAKE A LOT OF TYPOS. I WILL ADMIT. BUT THIS ONE. THIS ONE IS UNFORTUNATE.

SOMEONE SHOULD SHOW COLIN THE LOAD BEARING COCONUT IN TF2

#YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR