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Tired Of Just Being Stock?
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Listen up boys and girls, time to buckle your seat belts cause this sh*t is going to get crazy.
Are you tired of being just stock?
Tired of being the only b*tchas* sounding like a sewing machine just had a baby?
Well boys and girls or whatever the hell you identify as, I have 3 SURE FIRE car mods that’ll just give the ladies panty pudding (I think there’s a patent on this one).
1) let’s start with the simple one, giant ass air filter, the bigger the better. You want that sucker breathing like a teenager that just discovered porn. 5”, 9”, 10’ it’s all the same! You shouldn’t even be able to see out your windshield!
2) multiple turbochargers. If you already got one of these bad boys, slap two more of these babies in there! You should have so much boost it makes Boost Mobile jealous. Those turbos should be whining so loud your ears bleed for the next 3 years.
3) Exhaust system, cut it out completely. You should have so much straight fire from the exhaust it comes out with its own mixtape. Loud and proud while you break the sound barrier driving down the street. You want your mother three states away calling the cops.
And that’s it boys and girls! The three SURE FIRE ways of getting MAXIMUM performance out of your sad, stock vehicle*
*DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any damage caused or sexual favors received for these tips.
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