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My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.
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                                what it’s like to be a classics TA sentence starters
❝ the pythia shits in her tripod ❞ ❝ that. is an ancient greek column. ❞ ❝ the erectheon ❞ ❝ zeus has a temple with other dieties in the agora at delphi ❞ ❝ cronos is the olympian symbolized by trees ❞ ❝ where is the nile river on santorini again? ❞ ❝ so alexander the great conquered a frog? the map looks like a frog ❞ ❝ kleisthenes invented fire in 508 BC ❞ ❝ hephaestus got excited all over athena’s leg and that’s how athens is born ❞ ❝ sparta is in turkey right? ❞ ❝ why is everything made of bronze? wouldn’t iron pierce that? ❞ ❝ it’s linear b for linear bite ❞ ❝ horns of consecration, because archeology is fake like that ❞ ❝ it’s called combat archeology ❞ ❝ wrong. the classical period is 1500 BC to 100 AD ❞ ❝ so wait, __’s trying to translate that text and has never taken greek before? ❞ ❝ ostracism was used to exile the problematics ❞ ❝ the herma has a dick on the front because it’s happy to see you ❞ ❝ the roof could be burned ‘cause it was made of marble, duh ❞ ❝ peace loving flower children of the ancient world ❞ ❝ lustral basin. ‘cause the ancients sparkle ❞ ❝ for some reason they collect boulders inside the palace… ❞ ❝ obviously, griffons are common zoo animals everyones a god now ❞ ❝ that place. it’s called uuuh… the location of Persia but today ❞ ❝ the cop out answer is ‘religious in nature’ ❞ ❝ zeus chose the plate with more on it because he’s a greedy two year old ❞ ❝ does that say ‘the crying of the gods’ procession? ❞ ❝ you turncoat! greek or bust. down with rome ❞ ❝ cheaters had to buy a dedication with their name on it, forever immortalized cheaters ❞ ❝ the archaic smile, like : ) but all the time ❞ ❝ the documentary wanted to be exciting, not accurate. you gotta !!!! ❞ ❝ you must be really thirsty, poseidon is a lot to ingest ❞ ❝ take a shot for every dick in the archeological record ❞ ❝ never ending sherds are what regret looks like ❞ ❝ greece… greece isn’t egypt. they’re separate things… ❞ ❝ mycenaean is not an adjective for violent ❞
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*gives piper her blessing again*
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“     mom     “
piper wanted to say more, but the abundance of perfume emitting from her own body was almost enough to make her gag on just the word alone. were her mother not a god she might have strangled her.
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whatcha doin there guys
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ANNABETH HAS RISEN
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brb crying because cherryandsisters had matching icons for piper and annabeth <3
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i f anyone needs me i will be crying over annabeth chase fanart. feel free to hit me up on dis.cord too at peacefulideals#9414
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harharhar watch yourselves, annabeth coming soon
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have these super filtered mun photos that hide my ugly
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someone stop me from making this annabeth blog or give me url ideas for her. ya know either or
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Lake Louise by Chloe Hibbert
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I have no self control and I really want to make an annabeth
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me when someone draws piper with short hair. please dont
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Unusual questions for your muse
🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?
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my neighbors son was in les mis with the dude playing percy in the pjo musical. guys if i were to talk shit about it on facebook its really likely that it would actually get back to the actors and that is scary af. what if i talked trash and it got back to riordan? i would feel so shamed
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@graecvs tbh cool merch would be nice, but something tells me it will just be the same old stuff they sell at every broadway show meh
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