Hehehe who wants to hear my Genshin theory??!?
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Old pasta smells bad, but old potato bags smell great 👍 
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Only thirst traps can save me for my mental breakdowns. 
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All my socks have holes that’s the rule.
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Liking your own posts isn’t wrong, it’s called self love ❤️. Be proud of your 💕 
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Sometimes I forget that athletic people do exist, and I just choose to surround myself with people as lazy as me. 
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Lego hurts me today 🥲
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CATASTROPHE,  it’s just a word to describe exploding cake  💥 🎂 💥 
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Man feels most empty when eating pizza alone
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I don’t trust those smiley bitches, they always either hurting or crazy. Have you seen a :-) emoji there not to be trusted.
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Life is it fair and you live to be torched
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Stairs are one mistake away from being a slip and slide. It doesn’t matter which way you’re going 👍
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Does logo hurt you?
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