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Mc: *makes grabby hand motions at levi*

Levi: "What?"

Mc: *takes Levi's hand*

Levi: "O-oh?"

Mc: *Holds Levi's hand*

Levi: "oh :)"

Mc: *Let's go of Levi's hand*

Levi: "oh :("

Levi: *feels something in his hand and opens his fist to reveal a candy.*

Levi: "OH! :D❤️"

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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personally, I love this meme

(Picture is not mine)

#no but he would #his emotions are angy and ANGY

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this is so cute haha

come join the kitty rebellion

(if u want)

@leviathans-watching

YOU FOOLS, you've fallen right into my trap. You thought this post was just an innocent picrew chain, made out of the kindness of my heart, but NO. For you see dear mutuals, it was all a ploy, a ploy to get you comfortable.

I know this may come to a shock to some of you, but it is true. I have a master plan, the end goal? Turn you all into cats. Then, with my army of kittys, I will... ok actually I haven't gotten that far yet, but trust me we'll do something super evil like knock paper off of desks or something.

Now that you have fallen for my scheme, I present to you one of many cat picrews. For I am not turning the frogs gay, I am turning the queers into cats and no one can stop me.

Picrew

Tags // @piney-45 @fizzello @ellalily @championofapollo @cr0w-covered0n-m0ss @x-ca1iber and anyone else who wants to take part

#this is so funny to me idk why #haha cat go brrr #picrew game #picrew chain

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shout out to all my not traditionally masculine trans guys:

to the ones who don’t feel comfortable calling themselves a man, so they’re always guys, dudes, or boys

to the ones who still love their old “girl” clothes, the skirts and dresses and bright colors

to the ones who love makeup and nail polish and perfume

to the ones who dont bind or dont pack; to the ones who like having the chests and junk they already have

to the ones who dont want hormones or surgeries

to the ones who shave their legs or dont like body and facial hair; to the ones who still have long hair

to the femboys and the fairies and the girlyboys

to the ones who have a high ambiguous voice and like it that way

to the ones with weird genders, complicated genders, fluid genders, non-conforming genders, genders they take so seriously, genders they can’t be bothered with

i love you so much <3 you are men after my own heart <3

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Asmodeus, in disbelief: I can't believe you've done this...

MC: I'm sorry I didn't know!

Asmodeus, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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is it sad i knew it would be asmo the second i read the question?

#asmo needs to be more popular :(( #my baby :(

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um so i blacked out watching mean girls last night and ended up with this??

#im really proud of how this turned out #also dont look at my mess >:( #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me art #this used to me a fugly dresser and now it is very pretty :D #at least i think so #*cries* #im bad at painting shush #its kind of ugly but its mine… and i love it #thank you for your time

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1. Are you named after someone?

my dead name is actually a character in twilight :’) (thanks mom) as for my real name, nope haha

2. When was the last time you cried?

i went to a restaurant a while ago with my friend who didn’t tell me she was inviting a bunch of other people that i didnt know. i’m not good with new people so i was super tense the whole time and cried the whole drive home TT (ik im a little weenie baby because of this, but to me it was vry scary (´；Д；`))

3. Do you have kids?

well… i do have a pack of stray cats that hang around by my apartment building that i feed and kissie and stuff… but no human children hehe

4. Do you use sarcasm?

i use it a lot but am bad at detecting when other people are using it (; u ;)

5. What sports do you play?

i like playing basketball with my friend :) he wants to be a professional one day so i go out to the park with him every other weekend and help him practice ><

6. What is the first thing you notice about someone?

this might sound weird but i first notice their hair color. i live for coloring and dyeing my hair, but it’s really time consuming so its one of the things i really admire in a person. it tells me ‘oh! this person spends a lot of time on themself and cares about themself!’

7. Scary ending or happy ending?

depends on the media. i love a good dark horror film but if i’m too attached to the characters it will leave me bawling

8. Do you have any special talents?

no lol. i’m as boring as they come.

9. Where were you born?

Illinois. I’m ‘Murican ;))

10. What are your hobbies?

Otome games<3 also i like to draw and write. i also play guitar :))

11. Do you have any pets?

i have a sweet around 9 month old siamese kitten that i got the day ‘trigger’ came out. i thought asmo’s line was so cute that i decided to name her ‘keytoon’ after the way asmo says ‘kitten.’ so when i call her over i say “hey/hi keytoon!” ><

12. How tall are you?

i’m 5’2… but i tell everyone i’m 5’4 hehe. i told one of my friend’s i’m 5’4 once and now he believe’s he’s 5’9 (spoiler: he’s not)

13. Favorite subjects in school?

Literature and english :)

14. What’s your dream job?

i’m currently saving up money to go to college in japan and study to be a translator:) i speak pretty decent japanese and have been studying for almost 2 years so my vocabulary is pretty okay! i want nothing more than to get into Osaka uni and study there

15. what color are your eyes?

brown… basic as hell lolol

i have no friends(?) or mutuals other than @psychocoffeeaddict, so i will now tag some other obey me people who i want to interact with more ( ；∀；)

@leviathans-watching @still-a-morosexual-help (play along if you want!!)

tagged by @weeping-in-the-willows! ty!

1. are you named after someone?

maybe Captain Morgan a little bit, but other than that no.

2. when was the last time you cried?

sometime in June, but i don't remember when

3. do you have kids?

only my students

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

allll the time

5. what sports do/have you played?

uh, i ran track for a year and that's about it

6. what’s the first thing you notice about someone?

probably their hair!

7. scary endings or happy endings?

scary

8. do you have any special talents?

no i am very boring

9. where were you born?

kentucky

10. what are your hobbies?

reading, writing, internet browsing, napping, going on walks, organizing things

11. do you have any pets?

yes i have a cat named Roo

12. how tall are you?

5'6"-ish

13. favourite subject in school?

English

14. what’s your dream job?

if i could be anything i'd probably work in a museum of some sort or be a poet

15. what colour are your eyes?

green

tagging (no pressure): @yoursummersuns @writermagnolia @whennyxfallsinlove @track6ts and anyone else

#tag game #tagging #thanks for the tag<3

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🖤

Pride<3 i’m a peacock like Luci hehe

🐃

Devil bee honey pudding!! it’s the only appetizing sounding thing here.. Everything in the Devildom is spicy and I have zero spice tolerance.. Mammon keeps trying to give me food and tells me its ‘not spicy’ but when I taste it it burns my tongue ( ；∀；)

@psychocoffeeaddict you’re legally obligated to answer the same questions now (if you want to)

Obey Me OC Ask Game

**Answer as your OC!

😈: who is your favorite brother?

👻: what race are you? human?

🔮: do you possess magic?

🖤: which of the sins do you align with?

🪡: do you believe in fate?

💜: where are you from?

🕷: what's your biggest fear?

🐈‍⬛: how long did it take you to adjust?

👿: who is your least favorite brother?

🕸: what is your favorite magical subject?

👾: do you game with levi?

💀: how is your relationship with belphie?

🦄: what is your favorite mythical creature?

🔪: which brother would you stab?

♋️: what is your zodiac sign?

🎱: have you gotten detention?

🦷: what chapter are you on in your studies?

🎵: what skills do you have?

🐃: what is your favorite devildom food?

☂️: do you like the eternal moon?

🪄: are you friends with solomon?

🗝: how do you feel about the attic?

✝️: are you religious?

🖋: what do you think of diavolo?

🔗: what are your kinks?

🤍: are you friends with simeon?

♠️: do you gamble like mammon?

🟣: will you be sad to leave the devildom?

🦴: would you make a deal to come back?

#lol this was fun #i had to think hard abt the first one #my mc is a leo so it’s only right lolol >< #thanks for tagging <3

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Can’t get this image of MC being like 80+ and still visiting the boys, but not able to walk as fast so the brothers take turns carrying them around to places.. like going to a festival that happens every 20 yrs or so and rehashing the last time MC was there.

Asmo: “Oooh MC! Remember riding the hellavator? Wasn’t that fun! Remember how Mammon screamed so loud?!” Hahahaha

Mammon: “Shut up Asmo! That ain’t funny!”

MC: (being carried by Lucifer): *laughs* Asmo you shouldn’t tease Mammon so much. *lays their head on Lucifer’s shoulder and sighs* “I wish I could ride the Ferris wheel one last time.”

#HELP THIS IS SO CUTE #i love this sm ahhhh

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#mammon. definitely. #as much as i’d like to say asmo we just aren’t compatible irl lmao #i honestly dont think i could put up with his ass for more than an hour;; #asmo’s just too much of a pain (affectionate) #he’s like regina george tbh and i don’t think i could stand him #sorry babe #anyway im a crack head so mammon would be the best for me #that boy is like a double dose of serotonin i swear #gotta love him

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does anyone know/have any ideas on why accounts are being suspended? ive heard that it may be the inappropriate messages people have been bypassing the filter with and putting in their bios but i dont see that as being a reason for account suspension, personally. just wondering what other people think abt the situation since im curious lmao

#obey me #just curious #ive also heard on the sub reddit that it was something to do with the dev mode bug? #doubt thats the case since its happening in swd though #also im not sure if thats even real #dunno i havent really looked into it due to pure uninterest #either way if anyone has any ideas or info id love to hear lmao #im a nosy mother fucker what can i say #asmolovesyou

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ahh thank you for the tag<333 @psychocoffeeaddict

and big surprise its asmo!! 😱

(wow i never could have guessed that my camera roll is full of asmo and literally nothing else!!)

if you wanna join: @leviathans-watching @still-a-morosexual-help and anyone else who wants to join!

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3

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frustrated that people in the obey me community just

act like asmo is a rapist?

like, yeah, lust is a hell of a thing, but we have no proof in the game's text that explicitly stated asmo has ever engaged in unconsensual or dubiously consensual sexual situations.

we barely have textual evidence this man fucks. he's flirty as hell, but we never have any hints or insinuations that he actually goes all the way.

people will say shit like 'well, given the game's rating' the rating doesn't enter into it. how many card stories have we had with lucifer that heavily implied he's going to fuck mc? we never see this with asmo, even in his card stories.

like i saw people who were upset about the (spoiler) lesson where solomon talked about making a pact with asmo while asmo was under the influence and people acted like asmo had it coming?

and his whole 'charm' thing? we don't really know how it works. it doesn't seem to function like a date rape drug though, nor do we ever see asmo using it like one.

none of the other brothers, or the rest of the main cast receive this level of demonization (ha), not even belphie or thirteen.

and i just can't help but see a bit of homophobia here, as asmo is the most stereotypically queer out of all the cast. he's very gnc, his mannerisms very much evoke the 'gay best friend' trope and he's also the only cast member to openly flirt with the other love interests (excluding his brothers, of course.)

i see it, and yall need to cut it the fuck out.

#I 100% agree. thanks for saying this op^

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I can’t fucking believe the only thing we got for Asmo’s birthday is a shitty WW ball.

And you have to pay for it with real money?

That’s fucking insane.

And no event either? Come on.

I swear to fuck if Luci gets a birthday event next month I will riot

#asmo is my baby #im angy rn #>:( #im actually so upset though #been saving up dp and d energy since the game came out for this #and what happened? #we didn’t get shit except for a shitty WW animation behind a paywall #asmo stans are rioting #props to the person who put the animation on twt btw #we love you you’re a godsend for that #i can spend more money on asmo acrylics now instead of stupid minute long animations

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#finished evie’s route and although I adore him… #CHEV OH MY LORD #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #she/her pronouns still killing me but I’m learning to deal #I feel like we forget how amazing obey me/twisted wonderland are for using they/them pronouns #anyway back to chev #hot man #*violently drools* #also please help I can’t figure out how to say his name #shev-a-lair? #shev-uh-lee-ay? #Chevrolet? #send help #also if you wanna gush abt this game with/at me feel free to send a msg i won’t bite 👉👈 #chevalier michel #ikemen prince