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Plot Pt. 1

#askadrylee #plot part one #hhhh #I hope I drew Kailee ok

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Anonymously tell me what animal crossing character I remind you of

((Plz specify Mun or muse))

#I'm still working on blog/out of blogs things #but this sounds like fun. :D

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Booker Redesign

at last I can work on plot

#there's little to no change with him lol

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twochomphuahuas replied to your post “booker redesign concept ideas”

did your bf also say that HE'S STILL HOT GRANDPA?

how dare you sin

#your shirtless grandpa will come in the mail soon #BI #calm your tiddies vitddy

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booker redesign concept ideas

#my bf said that I created a mermaid Snake from MGS #oops

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(Drawings from the doodle stream! Thank you all for letting me draw your muses, I had fun, please join me again next time and I’ll try streaming at a reasonable hour!)

#not my art #look at this new cutie!! #gahhh #awesome art <3

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Looking up, his expression had changed drastically. His eyes widened in surprise but he aggressively almost lept for him, clutching Itzal by his shirt. “Why...Why in the blazes didn’t you tell me?!” he said in between tears, fluctuating from his anger and regret. “I c-c-could have helped! T-That doesn’t excuse you for your actions, Itzal, you know that. Don’t you dare tell me it was just some mistake, you understand?! Families are DEAD.” His grip on Itzal’s shirt tightened as he brought him to his height, a feet or two off the ground, His face was brought closer to Itzal’s in a burning fury. “And I need you to leave. Leave. Me. Be.” He gently lowered Itzal back on the ground, before wiping away a few tears. 

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15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You…you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them…I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just…needs no one right now.”

#text rp

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Clutching his hair miserably, he could only yell at Itzal. “I was terrified o’ you! It took me a long time, but oohh, when I did find out was you, I thought I was next! You were only a lad back then! Barely an adult! I am just so-” He slowly floated down to the ground, exhausted from all this. “The man I was back then and the man that you were; clearly they are different from who we are now but now when I stare at you, I just..” His frustrated cries were heard as he openly wept, “I can’t help but to see the face o’ the man that destroyed me like this. I can’t for the sake o’ me life.” 

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15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You…you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them…I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just…needs no one right now.”

#text rp #at times #his accent will come back #he tries to hide it to be professional #at least what he considers to be the norm

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15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You...you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them...I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just...needs no one right now.”

#text response #text rp #ask-humandrybones

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26. Leaving their house at one in the morning in a bumblebee suit ((what the))

“Well,” he said with his low and rumbly voice. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m even dressed up like this. I do this only for a special occasion you see, Reine. Oh, howdy there Faris. I hope I didn’t wake you up there. But now that you’re here, why don’t you take a listen to my story as well? It’ll show you a little something something about Conan you never knew. Now, here’s the story.”

“A long, and I do mean long time ago, we all died. The universe was destroyed. I saw it. Everyone in the Koopa Kingdom saw it. Our king, Bowser literally destroyed everything in the stars above.

And then we all woke up again. Now at first we all thought that the system had restarted. The Resetti brothers were both screaming, not sure what in the blazes had just happened and you can hear probably half o’ the knights just crying, until we went outside o’ the shell garrison. Then we saw new people, ones beyond our world, literally! A new kind of Octoboombas and Boos, we saw penguins that were as tall as you and me, some even taller, referring to you there Reine. And I even encountered more o’ my kind, omens such as me. And then we saw the bee people. Now something you don’t know is this, Conan is deadly afraid of bees. He’s allergic to them real bad; a single sting can land him in the hospital ward for a week or two. Now imagine seeing Bees the size o’ children and then the queen that was the size o’ a castle. Conan nearly fainted just by the sight o’ that big beauty!And so, us knights have a tradition prank that we pull on Conan at least once a year, where we all gather up together and dress as the bees and even get some of those cute little bee people as well and simply spend the day such as that. He’s gotten used to it now but every time we do it without him finding out he always exclaims,

Not the bees.”“HAVE A GOOD NI̼̩̖G̠̰͇͝ḨT̨͖͈̖ ͓̭̬͉̟R̪̫̪̞̟ÈI̼̤͇N͉̮̱͢E̲̦̖̤̱͇̫”̫̞̯̩

#who WROTE THAT #OH MY GOD #welpp #this is the best way to know that it's 1 am #you write jack #text response #twohungrychomps

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put a ship in my ask

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

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send me a 😱...

i’ll generate a number, (1-50) and my muse will have to explain to yours why they are… (some nsfw, some angst, mostly humor)

#I need asks please!

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The biggest wang. With rainbow juice.

people like you are the reason why there are porn blogs are following this dead anchovy.you thirsty monsters. B’(

#NSFW #what did i do wrong #Anonymous

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Send me headcanons you have about my muse!

It can be about ANYTHING:

Health. Ambition.  Sex. Sleep. Love. Hobbies. Pets. Style. Habits. Quirks. Parents. Respect. Drinking. Cleaning. Cooking. Self-esteem. Childhood. Music. Escapes. Children. Decorating. Eating. Fears. Family. Strength. Technology. Friends. Food. Holidays. Secrets. Lies. Work. Weather. Stress. Sickness. Art. Exercise. Hopes. Age. Death. Skills. Dreams.

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He shakes his head. “Views toward sea folk has changed...in most parts anyway. I only hope to make things better but it’s a slow and draining process.” The waiter came by and dropped off a pair of menus for the boys. “Oh boy, I haven’t eaten a proper meal in ages...” the old man grumbled. “I’m not quite sure what to get.”

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“Bariu- no wait…on my M!A Resetti notification device, you’re Itzal right now, correct? Well…I do find myself comfortable dating you due to our…very long history with one another… I don’t see the confidence in myself to be a suitable partner for others. At least not anymore. Mind telling me why you want to date an omen like me?” 

#rp

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 “Eh, just another long day of work. Got a few underwater bottle cases still to do, not that big of a deal. Nowadays, it’s just finding lost items. Any land case are usually...topics that aren’t taken lightly, that’s to say.” He got his drink and started to sip it between his words. “It’s a lot of work. What about you? You got a job of your own?”

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“Bariu- no wait…on my M!A Resetti notification device, you’re Itzal right now, correct? Well…I do find myself comfortable dating you due to our…very long history with one another… I don’t see the confidence in myself to be a suitable partner for others. At least not anymore. Mind telling me why you want to date an omen like me?” 

#rp

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Send "Bail" and my character will react to getting a phone call from the police department

that your character is in jail and used their one phone call to call my character.

#THIS IS PERFECT