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SEASON 4 SOON BABEYYYYY

FUCK

#gasterrific

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tiddy good?

#Anonymous #answers

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iim sann ta now  biitCH, mmerry hcrist ma s and happyY hoLiday s everonye,,, shhit in some eeghnog., @justmorty

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What do you want most for Christmas?

a.,,,,, handfu’l of gravel.

#Anonymous

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Can we get high and play rainbow road daddy-o?

we haven’t enve st arted and ive falln off four tim es, so pass.,

#Anonymous

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i thought you kicked satans ass with summer tho. that not happen in this universe?

ddont kinkshame me,

#Anonymous

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hey rick you got a boyfriend yet?

his nname is satan nd we eat sccorpions every day,

#Anonymous

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can we get sum rick bein g a y

#answers #Anonymous

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Put mustard on your cookie dough, I dare you, I'll even give you one of those limited edition bottles of strawberries and cream Bailey's if you do.

*X GON’ GIVE IT TO YA PLAYING LOUDLY IN THE DISTANCE*

#answers #rick and morty #Anonymous

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Ok but should I eat cookie dough or should I eat like,,, five packs of ramen of various flavors

h have you ever ufucking cconsidered both simultaneously. just to rile people up and fuck up your palette? pppeople go fuckinng nuts ov er food combinantions. but since hyour asking the advice of someone who doens’t give a shit, put mustard on oyur bowl of cerela.

#Anonymous

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its mbeen a whoole fucujkin yearr !!! @justmorty

#oNE Y EAR CLLOSER TO DEAAHT!! #rick and morty #answers #justmorty #[ me and morty made our blogs one year ago today that is insane #[ thanks to all y'all for sticking around #[ we love u!!!!!!! #[ so much!!!!!

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hhahahhhhhh biiiiiiiitch.....................

How blazed will Rick get today??

H-he’s been gone since 7 am, he had, he had a tray of “cosmic” brownies and not the Little Debbie kind….

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When Rick is plastered, what do you usually do to look out for him?

It’s a, it’s a real job, let me tell you.

#u dont' dffuckkking know me #answers

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Rick in "idiot"??

#answers #p-158morty

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Foggy. Rick holding a bottle and in that baggy sweater

#answers #Anonymous

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Umm I saw a scene in the show where Rick holds a knife to Morty's neck! I know you're not the ones in the show so.....you're Rick never did that to you...did he?

N-no but he once rolled me up in a blanket and duct taped it and left me in my r-room for a day. F-for “No Morty Day”. >:(

#answers

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MY NECK MY BACK LICK-

mmy giant tessticle sac k

#ahh memories #nsfw