askgamzee

[askgamzee]

hey there! i havent used this blog since i was 15. im 22 now, and im thinking maybe its worth making a come back

message me at @alphakid if you think i should!

#homestuck #gamzee #gamzee makara #askgamzee #hs

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iceboner:

fUcK bRo, LoOk At AlL tHoSe MoThErFuCkInG cOlOrS.

lOoK aT kArKaT's MoThErFuCkInG fAcE.

hE's SeEiNg ThE cOlOrS. aLl Of ThE cOlOrS. aLl Of ThEm.

aNd He'S jUsT sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SpEeChLeSs.. ThAt MuSt MeAn He LiKeS iT!

ToLd YoU tHe MoThErFuCkInG cOlOrS wErE mIrAcLeS, bEsT fRiEnD.

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#hEy BrO. #wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is Up?

[askgamzee]

Reading your posts make me happy :)

HeH, tHaNkS aNoNbRo! :o)

ReAdInG yOuR pOsTs MaKe Me HaPpY tOo!

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thedailywobwob:

Gemini DJ Style headphones (Don’t worry about the output jack, It screws off to a normal 2.5mm jack. Like for ipods and typical computer headphone jacks) These headphones are over ear headphones, They are comfortable, Loud, Bassy, And very very crisp sounding. To win these headphones, All…

hEh, I'vE bEeN mEaNiNg To gEt sOmE nEw HeAdPhOnEs.

[askgamzee]

FuCk, OkAy BrO, hErE wE fUcKiNg Go.

FiNaLlY fInIsHeD tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg BeAsT oF a ThInG, aNd It WaS sO hArD tO gEt My MoThErFuCkInG cOnCeNtRaTiOn On. DiDn'T wAnT tO lEaVe YoU hAnGiNg AnD sHiT wHeN tRyInG tO sHoW yOu ThIs MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe.

So EnJoY! i HoPe YoUr MoThErFuCkInG pIeS aRe MaDe RiGhT aFtEr ThiS! aNd ThAt YoU hAvE aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FuN eAtInG tHeM!

aLsO nOt sHoWn BeCaUsE mIrAcLeS vArY fRoM pErSoN tO pErSoN.

#(( i am so disappointed in all these drawings )) #(( they all have so many flaws )) #Homestuck #Art #(( took me a day to draw )) #(( and another day to colour )) #tOoK kArKaT's GeNeTiC mAtErIaL #aNd TaVrOs'S mAtErIaL #aNd PuT iT iNtO oNe BuCkEt #HoNk YeAh #Bo)

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tinychiild:

myballshurt:

backtocalaisfrog:

Drag two times to know.

having sex and everything because I’m the boss

mfw eat and nothing

everything ‘cause you’re a boss and listening to music.

yep

(( mfw "everything 'cause you're a boss" and "everything 'cause you're a boss". best outcome. ))

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Dude, that site (breadfish) it's...it's hypnotic... like double rainbows and miracles...it reminds me of this video... youtube. com / watch?v =uZbTLWXb3CQ

I mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw BrO!i WaS lIkE "yOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo" wHiLe WaTcHiNg It.

AlSo, ThE fUcK iS gOiNg On In ThAt MoThErFuCkInG vIdEo??

WhAtEvEr It Is, I fUcKiNg LiKe It. MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS!

iT rEmInDeD mE oF tHiS vIdEo: youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw

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ladykarkar:

stridurr:

thestrangefanatic:

Why am i laughing.I wonder what he’s looking at…

probably some computers with dual processors or some shit

 snrkk

(( oh hey, look, a shitty edit/cleanup of mine. the original is somewhere on 413chan, and it was a corner pic of a dump. sollux and jaspers were cybering in the original pic. yup. ))

[askgamzee]

FuCk, OkAy.

I'm ReAlLy FuCkInG sOrRy BrOs In My BoX, bUt I gOtTa HeAd OuT.

dRaWiNg WiTh A mOtHeRfUcKiNg pEnCiL iS tIrInG sHiT aNd i'M gOiNg To Go CrAsH nOw.

I'Ll GeT tO YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs LaTeR!

hOpE yOu DoN't MiNd.

Oh! I'lL eVeN bE sUrE tO dRaW eVeRyThInG gOoD aNd NoT FuCkInG sCaRy ToMoRrOw, To MaKe Up FoR tHiS sHiT!

hOnK HoNk MoThErFuCkErS!

:o)

[askgamzee]

fUcK aNoNbRoS.

tHe MoThErFuCkInG pRoGrAm I UsE tO dRaW wOn'T oPeN, sO hAvE a DrAwInG oN nOrMaL pApEr InStEaD!

hOnK! :o)

sOrRy AbOuT iTs MoThErFuCkInG sCaRy AsS lOoK. :o(

i PrOmIsE bUnNy Me WoN't EaT yOu oR AnYtHiNg LiKe ThAt!

(( FML i cant draw animals for the life of me. hell, i cant draw ANYTHING decent. why did i make this account. why. somebody should just take it away from me and chop off my hands ))

[askgamzee]

FuCk BrOs.

I'm So MoThErFuCkInG sOrRy AbOuT nOt PoStInG aNyThInG fOr A wHiLe.

BuT i GoT a LeGiT fUcKiNg ExCuSe As To WhY!!

:o)

mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg LuSuS cAmE uP fOr A mOtHeRfUcKiNg ViSiT!

wElL, hE sTaYeD fOr A wHiLe AnD sHiT.

......

oKaY, tHaT's A mOtHeRfUcKiNg LiE aNd ShIt.

TrUtHfUlLy, TaV sHoWeD mE ThIs mOthErFuCkInG nEaT aSs WeBsItE aNd It DiStRaCtEd ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHiT oUt oF Me!

HeRe'S tHe MiRaClOuS wEbSiTe BrOs! http://tinyurl.com/u43t2

:o)

nOw JuSt HoLd On A sEc As I gEt To YoUr MoThErFuCkInG qUeStIoNs! YoU cAn ToTaLlY sEnD sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg MoRe iF YoU wAnT!

#(( actually i was studying for finals )) #(( then my mom took me to her house for the weekend )) #(( sorry for leaving all you guys hanging! ))

[askgamzee]

I'll be your friend. And make slime pies for you.BUT I REQUIRE LOTS OF HUGS AND SHIT

HeH, i'D lIkE iT a LoT iF yOu wErE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN fRiEnD!

i CaN sUpPlY yOu WiTh A lOt Of MoThErFuCkInG hUgS, aNoNbRo. :o)

[askgamzee]

nope ;) I found it hahaI will definitely share it with you though

oH rEaLlY? wHeRe?

HeH, tHaNkS aNoNbRo.

:o)

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I found a recipe for slime pie, bro!I'm totally making some this week :D

WoAh HoLy FuCk BrO, wHaT!?!

i ThOuGhT i WaS tHe OnLy OnE wItH a MoThErFuCkIn CoPy! :o0

YoU bEtTeR bE pRePaReD tO sHaRe WiTh ThIs MoThErFuCkInG cLoWn HeRe!

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mirthfulbeasty:

askgamzee replied to your post: ((everyone is always kissing someone or something… (( awww, what!? i would totally kiss your beasty gamz, he is adorable as fuck bro. ))

((bros before hos mwah

he had participated in the seven minutes in heaven and nobody actually wanted to kiss him

and nepeta said he kissed like a wild barkbeast))

(( wha-

seven minutes in heaven was a thing we actually did?? and i wasn't around for it?? okay, lies, i was, i saw it all over my dash, but idk. this account doesn't really seem like the type of account to do that kind of stuff.

pfft, rude nep, r u d e. ))

[askgamzee]

Gamzee, you do the best drawings.THE BEST.Where did you up and all get the talent to do them?[I love how well the way you draw fits him, they look like watercolors or fingerpaintings C:]

HeH tHaNkS bRo! :o)I tRy mY mOtHeRfUcKiN hArDeSt WiTh tHeSe MoThErFuCkIn DrAwInGs.i GuEsS i GeT iT fRoM mY mOtHeRfUcKiN aNcEsToR.

tHaT oR mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS!

(( hehe, thanks! i always figured that high!gamzee would have a pretty bad, but in a cute way, drawing style. and i have been using the paint brush in the program i use, thanks for noticing! c: ))