askexecutivearcher

[askexecutivearcher]

Ya fat

I hope that got through your head in case my bullet doesn't happen to get you faster.

#pkmn #pokemon #team rocket #executive archer #team rocket archer #ask #ask blog #i believe the ask is sent in a joking manner but archer doesn't think it's too funny #neither do i tbh #this is a safe space #enjoy yourself #archer would eliminate the target no matter what they look like <3

[askexecutivearcher]

Why did you join Team Rocket in the first place? And why do you admire Giovanni so much?

I come from a rich family, as the youngest sibling. Before you call me snobby and spoiled, hear me out.

My elder brothers, Zeus and Ares, were the favored ones, unfortunately. I wasn't bullied by them, but, even worse, ignored. My parents never really had high hopes for me, nor did they try to encourage me to follow my non existent dreams.

I was an accident, they weren't expecting a third child, and now that they do have it, they didn't really know what to do with it. I was never brought to any important meetings or dinners, instead I was left at home to take care of our Houndours with the maids. I'd get scolded a lot for even the tiniest mistakes, especially when it came to my education.

When I was about fifteen years old, I picked up one of our precious Pokemon and ran away, as far as I could. I knew it would only be trouble from there, however, I wasn't about to give in so easily, and decided to become part of said trouble.

Sir Giovanni has a habit of picking up lost kids from the street, just like Proton and me. I will forever be thankful to him, for being the real father figure I always needed in life, and thus, here I am.

The last thing I want is to lose that ray of hope in my life, even if it means getting my hands dirty. After a while, you get used to it.

#pkmn #pokemon #team rocket #ask #ask blog #executive archer #team rocket archer

[askexecutivearcher]

What is your opinion of people shipping you with your fellow Executive Ariana?

I don’t mind. She’s reliable, hard-working and loyal, a great person on our team. I could praise her for hours on end. What is there not to like about her? Ship me with whoever you like, I could care less.

Seems like a certain someone is jealous...

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket #team rocket archer #pkmn #pokemon #executive ariana #team rocket ariana #executive proton #team rocket proton #AWOO AWCHEW-KUN INDEED #//oh darn i managed to post a defective pic twice #//um i TOTALLY forgot i had my canvas transparent and it all went to sheit

[askexecutivearcher]

H-hewwo Awchew I wuv u Awchew uwu nya

I’m not even going to make a trip to the dumpster, too much work.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #pokemon #//he can say whatever he wants but he's blushing #//anyway crudely drawn archer is my favorite part

[askexecutivearcher]

How are you planning to spend the summer, sir?

The bodies decompose faster.

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket #//😳😳😳 pew pew #pokemon

[askexecutivearcher]

//I'm happy to announce that the ask box is open! I've caught up with all my asks and am ready to slowly adapt to drawing regularly again. Hope my mental health won't fail me. Cheers!

-Noa

[askexecutivearcher]

proton has a snap? what does he send? do u collect streaks :D

He does. Him and Petrel exchange pictures back and forth all day. This green disaster forwards some pictures to me anyway in an attempt to aggravate or entertain me. Sometimes it’s simple selfies with a joke caption and the other times it’s something dead. You never know with him really.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #pokemon #executive proton

[askexecutivearcher]

Has there ever been a power outage in Team Rocket? How did you react?

Saying that, no, not really. We think a step ahead to ensure everything goes as smooth as possible at all times.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #pokemon #//heh sorry for the long break #//i’m currently getting my mental health back together #//also one more ask to go to catch up completely and after that the ask box will be open again!!!

[askexecutivearcher]

*boops*

I will be taking your nose boop privileges now, Mia. Hand them over. I know where you live. Y-you're not safe, hear me?!

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket archer #team rocket #pokemon #//he really said vibe check #//whenever i transfer photos from my laptop to my phone they look so overly saturated and bright i'm surprised nobody called me out on it #//it really ruins it sometimes

[askexecutivearcher]

So are you in love with the boss or what?

It's just deep admiration, that's all.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #team rocket archer #//y'see it's more of an obsession really #//archer constantly searches for approval and where better to get than from our lord and saviour boss giovanni??

[askexecutivearcher]

Proton accidentally throws a pokeball at your head. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Break his hand later, of course!

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket #team rocket archer #//and then he also tells him he's bad at catching Pokémon #//doesn't seem like it #//but when archer says it #//it really hurts proton's feelings

[askexecutivearcher]

How do you get along with the other executives?

I don't know anymore. It's like babysitting two kids and calming down a fierce wife. They're, however, great at what they do, I must admit.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #team rocket archer #executive archer #executive proton #executive petrel #executive ariana #pokemon

[askexecutivearcher]

What would you do if you met a Bazelgeuse (a wyvern that explodes)

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket #pokemon #team rocket archer #//i'm sure he never played monster hunter #//or any other video games at that #//maybe solitaire 👀 #//perhaps petrel forced him to play dark souls and now he just doesn't want to play anything

[askexecutivearcher]

*Holds out her hand* Would you like to dance?~

I'm not the best at it, but at least it's amusing. Thank you for the offer.

#ask #ask executive archer #executive archer #team rocket #team rocket archer #//he won't admit that he really enjoys it #//if you peek into his head you might notice he's excited

[askexecutivearcher]

If you were any kind of mythical creature what kind would you be??? > : }

The thrill of knowing I'm immortal, revived majestic and mystical every time takes the cake.

Was tempted to say a cerberus at first, though.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #team rocket archer #//he likes dogs

[askexecutivearcher]

//MUN ANNOUNCEMENT: I think I need to adress it here, since I received a very... peculiar ask in my dms. I won't draw any kind of fetish art, please understand that. Anything that falls under the usual "deviantart" fetish radar (feet, inflation, vore, other nasty stuff etc) will be immediately blocked. It makes me very uncomfortable. Thank you for understanding.

#ooc #mun #announcement

[askexecutivearcher]

A grunt is blatently ignoring archer's orders! They think can do better and can be heard shit talking in the distance.

You know, brat, consider cutting off your tongue before opening your mouth again.

#ask #ask executive archer #team rocket #executive archer #team rocket archer #//one word #//stress #//sorry