askdeadpoolio

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How did you and mister narrator guy meet?

One day I just started hearing this voice and uh--- Well. He’s here now.

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Have you ever teamed up with Spidey?

Depends on what you mean by ‘teamed up’.

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HI DEADPOOL!!

Bonjourno

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Yo, yo deadpool- don't tell me you forgot about cable! I SO SHIP YOU TOO!! What do you think about that??

he’s daddy

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I might do posts again. Who knows.

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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I’d love to do some of these.

Art Challenge: 30 Important Expressions

Draw ‘em all, or have someone send you a character and a number… it���s your wonderland, Alice. Reblog, add your own. Have a good time.

hasn’t slept in 48 hours

tasted something gross

in a long, slow line at the DMV

listening to blind date talk about their ex

reading YouTube comments

favorite song just came on

song they hate just came on

had their favorite show spoiled

just fell in love (a.k.a. “Dreamweaver face”)

saw a wasp

had a fist fight (they won)

had a fist fight (they lost)

food coma

hello darkness, my old friend

“was that Batman?”

forgot what they were about to say

“oh no, they’re hot…”

their best friend’s cooking is not as good as they think

brainfreeze!

texted the wrong person

check out this box of kittens/puppies/bunnies/ducklings/whatever’s cutest to them!

their favorite TV show character dies

having an increasingly awkward conversation with Bob of Modus Operandi

parent/guardian is showing their baby pictures

stepped on a Lego

stepped on an Eggo… you know… the waffle

102 degrees indoors and there’s no A/C

watching the end of The Iron Giant… or maybe the opening to Up… or w-when Shadow is stuck in Homeward Bound…??

woken up out of a dead sleep

nailed it.

(some suggestions were lovingly crowd-sourced from kayzig samwisedamgee marianascosta geekysideburns briandanielwolf sarahfu and indigoats.com!)

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How do I become badass

(Sorry its all sketchy.)

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Can Deadpool cook??

“Not sure about cooking, but I make a mean pancake.”

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Deadpool as Hatty Hattington

-I’ve been having a real craving for some Battleblock Theater today...

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#Deadpool #Deadpoolio #Im feeling tired bad sleep

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I was bored and tired not tired. Sleeping is something that... somehow magically eludes me.

#AskDeadpoolio #Not a question #Deadpool #SLEEPLESS

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This doesn't really answer the question but.. I just wanted to draw that lotion bottle.

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#Deadpoolio #Deadpool #Ask Deadpoolio #ask Deadpool #These lips are reserved #sorryanon

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#ask deadpoolio #Deadpool #Deadpoolio #waffles #robsome

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Ask me anything. (Anything I can answer that is.)

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