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hi. asks are currently unavailable as of now and will be reopened in a few days, maybe longer.

i have gotten multiple nsfw related asks, despite my wishes on not wanting those, and i don't feel comfortable keeping them open. i will get to the other asks in a bit, but for now im taking a small break to better my health. thank you for understanding.

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to lampert (or anyone who uses duo): when was the last time you did your duolingo lessons?

What? Duolingo? Jeez, I can't even remember. That stupid bird is probably pissed at me. I should probably do my lessons soon...

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SCAG can i play games on you...

dude.... yes. you can run DOOM on me, isnt that awesomecore coolmaxxing

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pilby, is your relationship with mach more platonic or familial?

ouh, i dunno.... both, i guess..? mach means a whole bunches to me.!!

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To poob

how come your not affected by MR? It confuses me.

[They look in thought]

hm, nevr thought abt that! i dunno, mayb im special, hehe!

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hi i am SO sorry for late responses on asks, mod hasnt been feeling too good 😞 will get caught up on asks though!!!!

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Dear Unpleasant, your very sigma, the most skibidi alpha beta i've ever known, your very fanum, and very rizzful

In other words i think ur cool

[They look flustered]

W-wow! Heh... you really mean that? That's so skibidi, bro... you're really rizzing me up here....

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Lampert, can you teach me how to wash my hands properly? :3

you seem like the guy I should ask about this sorta thing!

You... don't know how to wash your hands? Have any of you guys ever heard of hygiene, jeez.

First, you get some soap in your hands, assuming you own any hand soap, and lather it all up under the water. Wash for 20 seconds or more, more is preferred, and be sure to get every section of your hands. That's how you wash your hands. Please wash them more often. Every day, preferably.

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(in the far off distance, you can hear a cross between miku and infected yelling.)

UNPLEASANT DO A FLIP

heh, a flip? of course an alpha like me can do that!

[She attempts to do a flip and ... lands on his face.]

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i want to see unpleasant dying in a glue trap /vpos

erm... what the sigma?

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mach. please adopt me. please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Huh. Usually these type of asks are reserved for Mark. Though I'm not capable of actually adopting you, I'm sure we could figure out something. Maybe you could help out with my incinerator, hehe.

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*insert krait waving here towards mach*

(distantly) HI MACH!!

[Her face lights up a bit and she waves back, a soft smile on her face. She walks over to Krait]

Hi, Krait! Haven't seen you in a bit.

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[ooc: we're gonna ignore krait being dead in canon 🤞]

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unpleasant, whats your opinion on lankybox?

erm, i love lankybox! hes so skibidi sigma, my wittle pookie wookie

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unpleasant what do you think about gnarpy :3

oh... that thing? xer... pretty beta honestly, definitely not sigma enough for me to like them...

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split, what's your favorite animal?

Ooh, if I had to choose, I'd say dinosaurs! I dino-know why exactly, but they're so fascinating!

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Ahem, Dear Mach... How has your lovely day been? ever since you met Pilby it turns out you look quite fine today. any Issues with the incinerator my dear? just making sure you have a nice little evening off work, and how is traveling through different universes like? is it interesting, I would quite like to know as a lovely curious fellow.

My days been quite fine, thank you for asking. Pilby has definitely done a lot to help me out, they're probably the one thing keeping me sane around here, honestly.

Ah, no issues with the incinerator, it's up and running just fine. As for the universe question, it's definitely interesting to say the least. Not for the faint of heart, or stomach. It's very hard to explain, but it's basically teleporting to put it simply.

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Dunno if it's to late to ask..! Mach can I hug you? your so tall and look perfect for a hug :]

A hug? I don't see why not.

[She initiates the hug first, wrapping her arms around you! She... has to kneel to reach your height, but she doesn't seem to mind.]

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