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*becomes duck and starts SCREAMING at the top of my lungs*

*beats you with a conveniently located baseball bat*

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How exactly do you know that hug was broadcasted, Red?

No comment.

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what exactly happened when a hug was attempted..?

Oh you all know how that ended. We try not to bring that day up.

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i didnt see the original but you just leaving that reblog made me laugh. red guy cares about his fellow tumblr users.

Hm? Oh that? I didn't write that. I actually hope you all sleep horribly tonight.

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omfg i literally can't sleep & i have to be awake at 7 tomorrow...

#DANM IT WRONG BLOG #oh well im leaving it #i hope you get some sleep ik how much it sucks!

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omfg i literally can't sleep & i have to be awake at 7 tomorrow...

#im sorry :/ #try getting out of and doing a small task #(reading (not on a screen) doing a crossword/similar puzzle) #or moving sleeping locations entirely #i like to sleep on the couch on nights like this #if you weren't looking for advice i apologize and pls disregard/gen

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do the others not like hugs, then?

We came to an... agreement to not hug each other after what happened last time.

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how can you be sure that grolton is the man and hovris is the dog

You cant, really. Just gotta stick with what you believe.

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What am I supposed to do with these?

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Do those other guys you live with ever give you a hug? It might not hurt to ask!

We tried that once. It didn't end well.

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But at least I'm getting hugs. You know?

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Gives you a hug thats neither polite nor impolite

Well that's even more boring. At least the other two guys had something going on.

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*gives you an impolite hug*

Hm. This is underwhelming. I was expecting more.

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Is blue still your favorite color?

Eh, it's alright. A bit better than the other colors, I guess. I think I'm just tired of being surrounded by so many colors all the time. They've begun to lose their charm.

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Can I give you a hug politely?

Oh, now as long as you're polite about it. What would an impolite hug be like...

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hello, red one! What’s your favorite album?

I have an album of pictures of birds. They look a lot nicer than the green one. I like looking at them.

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hello, red one! What’s your favorite album?

I have an album of pictures of birds. They look a lot nicer than the green one. I like looking at them.

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