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Just rewatching twilight for the billionth time and Charlie puts ketchup on his salad in the first scene they’re at the diner ??????

#I’m so confused at how I never saw it before

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At some point I want a Mercy Thompson tv show.

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i know smeyers a freak n all, but how did she. like after 10 or smth years after writing the first book. look back and say. "its time to publish another one from the pov of my fave character <3" and then write about all the disgusting things that goes thru edwards head.

she didnt even make him look good. like what was the point.

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twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

#this would’ve fit so well #jesus #twilight

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this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

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all it took was “i got five bucks on quil.” “you’re on.” for me to decide embry and bella should be best friends. genuinely that’s all i needed to permanently embed it into my brain. like they’re literally just watching their boyfriends fight

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I laughed again, and then sighed. I would always regret this part of my response to her, but it wasn’t such a weighty thing anymore. One small thorn, so irrelevant in the face of the rose’s beauty.

#KELLY !!! YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN #THIS IS one of my favorite scenes #tysm ily #twilight fanart

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how many of us have actually read midnight sun and how many of us have just absorbed it via our mutuals

#i read all the way through becuase it was like a car crash i could not look away from #midnight sun

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my baby: mmm-

me: omg my baby’s first words!

my baby: m-m-

me: you can do it! say mommy!

my baby: m-meyer comma stephenie still has not financially compensated the quileute tribe even though she inappropriately misrepresented and appropriated an entire people’s histories and they are currently trying to move their tribal community from a disaster zone for the survival of an entire generation which she could easily help by donating at mthg.org but she hasn’t and probably won’t

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guys we need more positivity on this app, so compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags!

#i’m thinking about deleting this blog bc i am not interested in twilight anymore but i think i’ll always follow you bellasredchevy #:)

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I hate Edward so much like bro Stevie Wonder literally released Songs in the Key of Life in the 70s and you're shuddering??? You're cringing and wincing?? Listen to sir duke you uncultured bitch

#everyday i listen to music from the 60s and 70s by black artists just to say fu to smeyer and edward cullen

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oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

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One of Edward sexiest qualities is his respect for women. Each time I think about how gently he treats all the women around him my legs involuntary fly open.

#ya homie is a bad dude #anti edward #edward cullen #don’t get me wrong I enjoy reading bad characters bc they remind me that people are like that and to stay away from them

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Wouldn't half human half vampire hybrids be like so much stronger than normal vampires? I mean the canon reasoning behind the newborns being so strong is that they still have some of their human blood still lingering and it takes a year for the venom to change every single part of their biology into a full vampire... But the hybrid would ALWAYS have their human blood and tissue strengthing and fueling the venom in their bodies as well...

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thinking about a bella swan corruption arc au feat. miss victoria 

#very good #I like this a lot

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i find my unwavering commitment to immersing myself in twilight crap admirable. i am unshakable. no, i will not continue on with my life as scheduled. i am now 13 in my head 24/7 and that, my friends, is how you live forever

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Edward Cullen // Woman with a Parasol