“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.”
— Aldous Huxley
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boys with veiny arms are the reason for my existence and will be the death of me
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no kid bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal
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what the fuck
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when andy bernard said ‘i wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them’ yeah, exactly, period
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i hit 30,000 💗🧸🪄
it makes me so happy that strangers on the internet find me followable
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buffets are the only hunger games i participate in and i never lose
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I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier
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what does sending anon hate accomplish??? go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
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list reasons for what you would block someone
i block people who:
hate me for NO reason.
have a different opinion of me even though we've never interacted before. not even once.
people who steal my posts.
people who send anon hate ofc.
people whose comments make me facepalm so hard that my palm hurts.
if you're creepy, you're getting blocked.
and if you're one of my exes :)
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all i'm saying is that sexy people isolate themselves from everyone and listen to music, read books and sleep to avoid their problems because existing in general is unbearable.
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so many songs about love. not enough about i really want to fake my death, change my identity and flee the country.
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Groups of families and friends play in the water at Elegushi Beach as the sun sets. Lagos, Nigeria. ©@africanfoto
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How can you think so deep yet so funny?
because i think about the lord. actually; jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
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having followers on tumblr is like doing embarrassing shit in your room and looking over to the side where the window is and seeing thousands of people watching you
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life would be so different if i was a bookshop owner in a small village near some forest, who has a secret affair with the local poet
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i'm literally so pissed at every man who acts like they can control a woman's rights and choices i hope your mother fucking comes and grabs you by your ear and reminds you who fucking bought you into this world.
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