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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#what

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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Ardeth Bay & Horus

#birb friend #the mummy returns #ardeth bay

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Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay The Mummy (1999)

#yeah #ardeth bay #the mummy

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What was the reason for Ardeth being so fine. How am I supposed to focus on anything else in this movie

#deadass #ardeth bay #the mummy 1999

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The Mummy

Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay

#yeah #ardeth bay #the mummy #the mummy 1999

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#can we possibly add bruce campbell to that as well? #even though the necronomicon is sumerian not egyptian #brendan fraser #rachel weisz #the mummy

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I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

#i finally understand this meme #rick o'connell #the mummy #the mummy 1999

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I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

#i finally understand this meme #rick o'connell #the mummy #the mummy 1999

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has this been done yet?

#the mummy returns #rick o'connell #ardeth bay

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Fangirl Challenge || 1/5 Male Characters: Ardeth Bay ↳The Mummy (1999) & The Mummy Returns (2001)

#yeah #ardeth bay #the mummy #the mummy returns

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I love him and his bird

#birb friend #ardeth bay #the mummy returns

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Literally Evil Dead and Hellraiser

#the shitposter speaks #the mummy #the mummy 1999 #evil dead #hellraiser

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Why do I feel like the following would happen in a crossover of The Mummy and Evil Dead

☆ Ash and Rick argue over something outrageously stupid

☆ Jonathan punches Ash for flirting with Evie

☆ Ash yells at Rick for reading the Necronomicon and summoning the deadites

☆ Jonathan and Ardeth amusedly watching Ash and Rick argue or fight over something outrageously stupid

☆ Ash calls Imhotep ugly

☆ Ash and Rick fighting a hoarde of mummies and deadites together

☆ Jonathan driving the Delta while screaming

☆ Jonathan being absolutely horrified by Ash's self amputation and chainsaw hand

☆ Ash being like "aw shit, here we go again" when faced with an army of mummies/the undead/deadites

☆ someone loses the Necronomicon, Ash yells at them

☆ Ash calls Benny a bitch or something

#the shitposter speaks #ash williams #evil dead #the mummy #the mummy 1999 #rick o'connell #evie carnahan #jonathan carnahan #ardeth bay #imhotep

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I saw The Mummy for the first time since I was a kid, and how did toddler me not have a crush on Ardeth? Also, Jonathan's still my favorite character from this movie

#the shitposter speaks #the mummy #the mummy 1999

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The Mummy Returns but it's somehow a crossover with An American Werewolf In London

#shitpost #the mummy returns #an american werewolf in london #aawil

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The Mummy

Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay

#how did i not have a crush on him when i was a kid #ardeth bay #the mummy #the mummy 1999