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I think I only have one (1) good Helluva Boss headcanon and it’s that I firmly believe Blitzø convinced Moxxie to work for him because Moxxie thought his scar looked like a Phantom of the Opera mask and was bewitched.

#helluva boss #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss blitz #blitzo #moxxie #blitzø #helluva boss blitzø

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#helpppp #helluva boss

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So uhm 😈 staticapple anyone?

#the enemy of my enemy is……kind of hot #hazbin hotel

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I miss him (Fizzarolli)

#helluva boss #hellaverse #fizzarolli

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #april fools 2024 #boop #sir pentious #cherri bomb #vivziepop

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#…alastor

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Nothing is funnier to me than Alastor and his little gang of girlbesties.

I think Mimzy and Rosie hate each other.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel mimzy #hazbin hotel alastor #also yes i consider niffty one of his girlbesties #i also think mimzy not being very nice to niffty is one of the reasons rosie hates her #i think rosie thinks niffty is the funniest/cutest lil thing ever

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fallen angel gang! I love these two and need more of them together

#ahhhh obsessed with this #vaggie #lucifer #hazbin hotel

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Say what you will about Hazbin Hotel but I’ve never seen a fandom decide to make a separate ship tag because a ship is REALLY FUNNY and more canon accurate if it’s specifically one-sided and kinda pathetic so they wanted to more easily find purely one-sided content of it

#it rules #i demand this from all fandoms now

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Dropkicks this thing out of my Procreate gallery before I ruin it with more filters.

#alastor #hazbin hotel

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I finally figured something out btw

You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”

And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?

“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”

Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled

This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖

#i never put this together #incredible

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I love how Rosie and Alastor are both cannibals but two completely different extremes. Rosie is a sophisticated lady who sells fingers in little wrapped gift boxes and uses her best cutlery for the 5 star dish with human meat; meanwhile Alastor would munch down on a whole angel head with mask still on that has been laying around on the street for at least two weeks according to canon timeline and been stored god knows where in the Vee Tower.

#listen #he’s just a silly little guy #alastor #rosie #hazbin hotel

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Hey, just wanted to say I really appreciate the apology. It can take a lot to do that. I know it can be super easy to draw conclusions about people online—I’ve definitely done it before myself.

For what it’s worth, I will die on the hill of aroace Alastor, so I do definitely understand the frustration.

When the Has-Beens are at the Hotel, idk

#and no need to delete the post unless you want to

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Hmmmm

When the Has-Beens are at the Hotel, idk

#fellas is it aphobic for i—aroace tumblr user asexualastor—to suggest that alastor think vox’s hatecrush on him is laughable #look i’m not mad and hopefully my joking tone comes across #but also #i think you might be putting some misplaced frustration on someone you don’t know and have never interacted with before #so maybe don’t do that

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Eepy deer

my daily (?) commitment to Radiorose

because i'm also feeling eepy My sleep schedule is a fucking mess

but i've got 2 ideas and few headcanons for them while i was drawing this, good!

#i love them your honor #Rosie #alastor #hazbin hotel

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he lost a bet 🤭

#Rosie #alastor #hazbin hotel

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Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

#i love them your honor #rosie #alastor #hazbin hotel