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#my mom named me after two but yes they're also just normal names

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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oops my hand slipped

#sebastian sdv #stardew valley #stardew fic #stardew valley au #canon compliant

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literally die

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Help my brain turns everything into Jack Jeanne

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#neji and kai have me DEAD #so fucking funny

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i have not known one second of peace since zoe vaughn's death

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QUINCEY! WOO!

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Happy May 15!!

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ATTENTION NANCY DREW CLUE CREW: NEW MERCH HAS NEW CLUE!

I was just looking at the Nancy Drew tee spring page (as one does) and saw that they made new merch for the game #34. This sticker had Morse Code, so of course I plugged it into a translator, and this is what I got.

Secrets???? 

#nancy drew #nancy drew 34 #her interactive #clue crew #nancy drew her interactive #game 34 #new clue #maybe #or im stupid #who knows

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some buttons for the fellow voters out there

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Full Moons 2023

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oh fr 😳😳

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unfortunately, nancy pelosi saw her shadow, which means six more weeks of no speaker of the house

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Community (2009-2015)

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doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

#jamiecore #haunting of bly manor

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a fun fact about me is that i will just make noises