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Arthur: *drowns a boat full of children to prevent a prophesy coming true*
Morgana:
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Merlin: *formally submits a petition to banish Mordred*
Arthur: what do you think you’re doing?
Merlin: removing the junk in your life it’s called minimalism
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Lancelot: punch me in the face.
Kai: Punch you?
Lancelot: Yes, didn't you hear me? I said punch me in the face.
Kai: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, it's just usually subtext.
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If you know you know.
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Kay: You are all menaces to society.
The Orkneys: Thanks.
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gawain in a nutshell
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arthur watching lancelot and gawain fight to the death: wow. something lgbt is happening guys…..
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Children should not be on the internet.
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Arthur: You should get the spiced red wine, this tavern always had the best one.
Morgana: I see.
Innkeeper: What will you guys take?
Morgana: I will get the cider.
Morgause: Me too.
Elaine: Yes, same.
Arthur:
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Lancelot: How is the sexiest person in the room?
Galehaut: I don´t know, how are you?
Lancelot: I- I-
Gawain (from the other side of the room): I am great, thank you!
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Gaheris: Why are you on the floor?
Gawain: I am sad.
Gawain: Oh, and I was stabbed too. Help me up?
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Guinevere: You have to apologize to the king
Mordred: Fine.
Mordred: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Morgause: I need a human skull, but you have to promise to not ask any questions.
Morgana: I see. I can help, only if you don´t ask any questions either. (Pulls out six skulls)
Morgause:
Morgana:
Morgause: This one is fine.
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Galahad: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Mordred: Oh, you’ve been?
Galahad: Once. In Monopoly.
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Galahad: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Mordred's been crying in the hall for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Gawain: I’m not like a regular dad. I’m a cool dad.
Belinette: You’re not my dad.
Gawain: And you’re grounded!
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