aroace-optimus-primal

[aroace-optimus-primal]

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

#even for nonpsychotics these are great #my family has a christmas themed version of these and i always miss them when we put them away #would recommend for everyone but Especially anyonbe prone to hallucinations #reblog

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#didnt this happen in cloudy with a chance of meatballs? #reblog

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

#like im not personally a fan of modern art but i respect it #reblog

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#that thing looks like a miniature set from an 80s fantasy movie #reblog

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

#last night i had a dream w/ one of my ocs in it #thats the first time thats ever happened in the 4 ish years this oc of mine has existed lol #kinda cool to me hehe #reblog

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bron to dilly dally, forced to skedaddle

#shitpost #tax evasion #/j

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I've been slowly forgetting the clusterfuck that is ES and then yall remind me and I just want to scream

#tfp optimus seems like he's written by (or for) insecure conservatives and es optimus seems like he's written by/for insecure liberals #if that makes any sense lol #tfp op has the same problems as modern batman in the sense that he can't be a person anymore #and earthspark op feels like he's written by rebecca sugar #reblog

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Tried of saying "this character has autism this character has anxiety" let's step it up a bit. I'm gunna start saying megatron has erectile dysfunction

#shockwave has gynecomastia

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transformers fans when Starscream appears for literally three frames in the trailer

#ok but im not actually a starscream fan per se #but if he's voiced by steve buscemi im actually kind of excited for him to show up #i loved him in monsters inc. and also his live action roles #so im hoping he's gonna do well as screamer #reblog

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the only people i want knowing my agab or my biological sex are the person that birthed me, my doctor, and myself

#reblog

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#true #reblog

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

#hazbin hotel makes me physically recoil whenever i see it #reblog

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#MY FUCKING MOM SAID THAT BOYS DON'T PLAY HOPSCOTCH??!!! #like im 20 so i actually don't play hopscotch but ???? #what the fuck?? #idk she's a boomer and boomers are fucking whack #reblog

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i dont even think theres anything morally wrong with JRO shoving his pregnancy kink into official material in this context since yeah it's not explicit and whatever but it's just extremely funny that it's TRANSFORMERS 😭 THE ASEXUALLY REPRODUCING GIANT ROBOTS. WHO DO NOT GIVE BIRTH.

#idk there is something so pregnancy coded about tf even before jro came on the scene #(even optimal optimus is mpreg coded if you squint) #people just like to impregnate robots i guess lmao #reblog

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what was up with the overlord pregnancy imagery in that one page in mtmte #14?? like am i just insane because

keep pushing????? jro what the hell??

megatorn greganange?????? pegnate with overlod????

who was the father?????????? shitwave???? trepan??????????? primus himself???

anyways the wording on that page is wack as hell and i havent seen anyone else talk about it

#jro as a writer has done irreversible psychological damage to me #/j #reblog #tf reblog

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.