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1 | Chapter 73.2 - Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA 3rei!! - MangaDex

I have officially forgiven Prillya everything.

#sakura matou #shirou emiya #fate kaleid liner prisma illya #sakushirou

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Kiritsugu: I told him, "Death is a magus' constant companio-" (Rin punches him) OWWW!

Rin: You used a metaphor on Shirou?! He takes things literally! That's it, he's starving out there, I just know it! (yells down hallway) Sakura, Shirou's out there chasing metaphors! We've gotta go find him!

#fate stay night #incorrect media quotes #fsn #the lion king 1 1/2 #tlk

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Rin: This is actually kind of nice. You planning, me planning. We're like a Servant and Master.

Saber: If we were Servant and Master, the Master would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Rin: I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Saber: A good Master would go to the store.

#incorrect fate quotes #incorrect media quotes #fate stay night #fsn #the big bang theory #the infestation hypothesis

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Himuro: (to Shirou) You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

#incorrect fate quotes #fsn #fha #hollow ataraxia #the swan princess

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Assorted FSN thoughts

All of Shirou's love interests have magical elements that can exist in the world of Unlimited Blade Works; Saber has Avalon (obviously), Rin's abilities include air and fire, and Sakura has shadows.

There's a line in the early story about Hercules swinging his sword "like it's all he knows how to do" and Shirou can end HF's final battle the same way.

Rin's Servant coming from Fuyuki is a metaphor for her dere. However glamorous magi are supposed to be, she loves her crappy hometown and its high-jumps and teenage politics and mustard sandwiches, and her soul reflects that.

Saber's loss of Avalon basically traded Camelot's survival for Fuyuki's. If Shirou hadn't had it, he wouldn't have survived a lot of things, and Dark Sakura (assuming she was triggered) might not have been able to be stopped. Which is another reason why Saber's regrets are useless.

Shirou's house is the Grail War's real place of sanctuary, not Kotomine's church (which is another similarity between them).

Sakura's worms tie her thematically to Rider, an earth goddess okay, sorry, I shouldn't have said that

Ayako's frustration that Shirou won't rejoin the archery club makes more sense given the mention (in Ataraxia) that he quit before any competitions- competitions he would almost certainly have won for the club.

Rider likes Shirou's blood because it's rich in iron, if you'll excuse the pun.

Shirou objectifies himself because he subconsciously remembers being an object (and one whose purpose was to save people by force).

#fate stay night #headcanon #meta #argonometra #analysis #I've been up all night with my period and Fate is the only thing I wanna think about

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Headcanon: "Follow Your Heart" is Wildstar singing to Sofia.

#unicorn academy

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Query: Would Shirou's daemon be a hedgehog or a stick insect?

I'm going with stick insect b/c of the fire symbolism and their REALLY long mating practices (there's also a white breed of stick insect that looks really paladin-like), but I get the UBW symbolism in a hedgehog's many quills.

And apparently echidnas eat worms, so...

(Photo of children's stick insect, by Arthur Chapman)

#fate stay night #his dark materials #the golden compass #animal motifs #animal symbolism #fsn #shirou emiya

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Oh, ye gods! My roast is RUINED!

Albatross, destruction and chaos is a foot. The current time is 4:17. We call for aid. Send your strongest Lancers. Time is short. The casserole is burnt. I repeat the oven was too high and the casserole is done for. The mashed potatoes are also somewhat dubious.

Dinner is at six. The opposition is here at five and the leader is my mother in law. Albatross is our only hope.

This is clearly a situation far beyond my skill as a young petrel. I've directed your requested to my superiors. Good luck.

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Thanks for adding a spoiler tag.

Somewhere in Benwick Forest, Lancelot is yelling through his bedroom door, "You don't get it, mom! I loved that human and I trusted him with so much, but he just imploded into self-loathing and suicide, right when I needed him to succeed! Nobody can POSSIBLY understand how I feel!"

and Elaine, who watched her soulmate let himself get tortured in prison for years, just looks into the camera like she's on The Office.

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Somewhere in Benwick Forest, Lancelot is yelling through his bedroom door, "You don't get it, mom! I loved that human and I trusted him with so much, but he just imploded into self-loathing and suicide, right when I needed him to succeed! Nobody can POSSIBLY understand how I feel!"

and Elaine, who watched her soulmate let himself get tortured in prison for years, just looks into the camera like she's on The Office.

#4kota #four knights of the apocalypse #emo #elven angst #Ban #headcanon #argonometra #why does Nakaba hate blonde people? #tw: suicide #chapter 128 #130 #fuckin teenagers man

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#kh2 #kingdom hearts ii

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Truth. I love Isabel, but who the fuck gets their own magical unicorn friend right out of fucking Valdemar and then complains that that unicorn isn't what they wanted? She has a lot to learn, especially in the "riding him while he's half-asleep" area.

EDIT: Interesting that the headmistress of UA only has one coloured streak. Hidden depths?

tiny Unicorn Academy headcanon: the size of the hair streak (or the amount of streaks) indicates the strength of the bond between unicorn and rider.

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So the first thing Lancelot does in the sequel is give someone exposition, and the second is punch one of his friends.

Which is character consistency if ever I saw it.

EDIT: And the third thing is give Tristan therapy, OH MY GOD.

#4kota #four knights of the apocalypse #grudge of edinburgh part 2 #lancelot #argonometra #you go Nakaba

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Guinevere: (narrating) You heard him. I'm exceptional. Which, of course, I knew- but never tire of hearing.

#incorrect media quotes #overheard in liones #4kota #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yonkishi #hating alison ashley

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Simon: Well, that proves nothing.

Athena: Proves you're a dick!

#incorrect media quotes #ace attorney #simon blackquill #athena cykes #yu gi oh abridged

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Episode 2, S1

Now teacher lady is stalking Stella’s friends because she assumes they’ll cause trouble, and you know what? I don’t blame her.

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Bloom’s right, hovercars are boring as shit. I’m glad I started with season 6, the setting there was gorgeous.

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Oh, Tecna, you’re sweet.

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I’m glad they ACTUALLY had Bloom phone her parents, it’s nice.

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Is that phone card from Earth? You really know it’s a noblebright universe when even stuff from other planets counts as compatible.

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Wow, Bloom followed the orc. Nice.

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Okay, I’m calling bullshit. Even by magic standards that’s bullshit.

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Points for trying to fight, Bloom.

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Yeah, let her OUT of the ice cage, that makes sense. /s

EDIT: They put her back in. OK, they can have their villain cards back.

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What, they don’t know teleportation magic exists?

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I love these cute little moments of Stella and Bloom’s friendship.

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OK, girls, I get you’re angry, but: almost died. Let her breathe.

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Only took 11 minutes for THAT to backfire.

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Is it even a ‘magic school’ story until someone gets caught breaking curfew?

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Okay, THAT’S elitist.

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Oh, headmistress, you’re cool. Your reasoning is ridiculous, but you’re cool.

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I love how they jump up and whoop.

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OK, we’re just going to skip over their hurt feelings? Okay.

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NO TOO META

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Yessss, start the romance arcs!

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…Wait, did teacher lady see the girls getting attacked and do nothing? What a bitch!

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#winx club #liveblogging #argonometra

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Keitarou: Then Yayoi opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW!"

#incorrect media quotes #dark gathering #texts from last night #yayoi houzuki #413