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On: different parenting approaches

so keke rosberg has a world championship, and a newborn son. he retires the sport a year after, the shadow of tragedy following him -- the fatal crash of his friend and f1 driver elio de angelis being the reason.

now keke has a blonde baby that looks like its mother and babbles in german. he bonds with his son in the language he knows best — no, not his mother tongue rusty with disuse — racing.

so he builds a track in their garden in ibiza and sticks his son in the two person kart beside him before he is old enough for the helmet to even fit properly.

keke takes nico to the last race of his career in DTM, in a smaller replica of his exact uniform. keke tells him to wave. the roar of the crowd terrifies nico. he can't. he wants to be a racing driver when he grows up.

and you know this part of the story. the boy follows in his father's footsteps. in the sport of nepotism, keke rosberg is the only world champion father who lives to see his son become a champion.

so nico rosberg has a world championship and a newborn daughter. he retires the sport a year after she is born. he knows the same fatality of the sport his father does, has experienced and lost firsthand.

now nico has a blonde baby that looks like its mother and babbles in german. nico wants to bond with her in every way he can. he wants to be hands on in every way.

he speaks 5 languages, went to an international school and both she and her sister are enrolled in the same one. he reads parenting books, has tea parties with them, and drops them to school.

the thought of his daughters following in his footsteps terrifies him, and he understands now why his mother could never stomach to watch a single race of his. this glorious unforgiving sport of his, and his father's, that doesn't care who it takes. and it seems unthinkable to put a child in a racecar, even though that was his childhood.

but if she really wanted, like he really wanted -- he would not deny it.

so he takes her to a indoor go kart track in monaco, in a helmet that's bigger than her. he's tucked right behind her, safe. they share so many languages in common, french growing up in monaco, german at home, english at school, some spanish from going to ibiza. and this -- although it's been a while since he's really spoken it, his father's language-- is one of them.

#parenting #cars

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

#sorry but they did #its called artificial intellingence #it will dit he fast and easy writing #no one likes it though #neeks rambling 🍫 #thoughts

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#cat

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#my biggest fear is losing connection with people i like and love cuz i was busy with my personal life #even though the ppl who i think this abt might not have simillar affection for me #but im at an age where everyone is so busy hustling they wont stop to look at you even if youre crying for help #feelings #neeks rambling 🍫

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#lgbtqia

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

#computer science #microsoft

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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

#The House (Piranesi) #An infinite expanse of grand classical architecture #full of statues and the light of the inexplicable celestial objects beyond. #A world in and of itself #the House has three floors; its middle floor more or less dry and livable for a human #its top floor filled with the mists of gently moving clouds #its basement swaying and frothing with the perpetual motion of the Tides. #The House is merciful #beautiful #honest. A loving strangeness. A kind infinity #loved rhis #i would love a house like that #neeks rambling 🍫 #quiz

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#my backache was gone in 3 days after i started yoga #yoga

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

#computer science #social media

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#beware

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#plants #garden #lawn

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Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

#ah okay i didnt know its bad #so imma spread it #intercourse discourse

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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

#lube #intercourse discourse

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

#uno

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“opening tiktok out in public is such a risky move!—”

okay lets talk about how opening TUMBLR and PINTEREST in public is a risky move

#a couple days ago i was in metro and i accidentally opened a porn blog 🙂 #fun times #neeks rambling 🍫

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the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

#how to be a person #posts

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

#yeah #also sites peovide features of removing certain words from your feed #so incase thsy trigger you you can just filter it 🙂