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I once asked Aela to wait somewhere in a dungeon, then forgot to have her follow me again. Two hours later I'm halfway across Skyrim when I suddenly realize she's not following me anymore... XD

whats the stupidest thing youve ever done in a TES game??

i used to think khajiit night vision in skyrim was passive and had no idea why mine didnt work and everything was equally dark all the time

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Leahcim the Tired, Hoarder of Ice Cream Sandwiches and Remote Controls

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Fear not the nation with a thousand nukes, but instead the man with only one and nothing to lose.

What the heck jeff !?

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Supremely Tender Fist-Pounder... Yeah okay, I can roll with that! X///3

What is Your Ticklish Name?

Put these three phrases together to find out your Ticklish Name, then reblog to share with the community! First Letter of Your First Name A = Unfathomably B = Unbelievably C = Extremely D = Very E = Very, Very F = Very, Very, Very G = Incredibly H = Incomprehensibly I = Too J = Exquisitely K = Abundantly L = Ridiculously M = Supremely N = Hyper O = Deathly P = Wildly Q = Way Too R = Untouchably S = Excruciatingly T = Terribly U = Horribly V = Super W = Quite X = So Y = Absurdly Z = Most

Season You Were Born In Spring = Ticklish Summer = Sensitive Autumn = Tender Winter = Vulnerable

First Letter of Your Last Name A = One B = Girl/Boy/One* Who Can’t Be Touched C = Man/Lady/One* Who Cannot Bear It D = Hysterical Giggler E = Child of Laughter F = Little Lee G = Panic-Stricken One H = Screamer I = Begger J = Torturee K = Gigglee L = Thrasher M = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squirms N = Fist-Pounder O = Kicker P = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squeals Q = Squealer R = Shrieker S = Pleader for Mercy T = Toe Scruncher U = Wriggler  V = One Who Cannot Endure W = One Who Simply Needs It To Stop X = King/Queen/Royal Highness* of Silent Laughter Y = Prince/Princess/Royal Highness* of Unbridled Hysteria Z = Flincher *Choose according to pronoun you prefer

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My sex doll had better start sacrificing plastic cows for me or I'll fuCKIN SMITE IT I SWEAR

Zeus and his kin created humans and eventually proceeded to have sex with them. Humans created dolls and eventually proceeded to have sex with them. History really does repeat itself.

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Always adored these gifs! It's just a shame he's disappeared. ;w;

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Almost Outed Myself

Be watching Family Feud with my family.

Steve: name something that gets brushed.

Dad: Your hair.

Mom: Your teeth.

My dumb ass, almost: Your soles wAIT NO

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Hmmm, but what about electric toothbrushes? o3o

Tickle Tools Alignment chart

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Mebbe... >w>

Reblog if you have a part of your body that literally cannot be touched without tickling you

#my feet #also my butt #like #its so ticklish its embarrassing

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How about your toes? Someone better count those... ;D

Have you got all your ribs? Someone better check.

Yes i do! No need to check at all! 😅

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So basically... They were too lazy to deal with the struggles land life like the rest of us and decided to just "nope" on back to the ocean?

whales are the evolutionary equivalent of pulling a u-turn on the freeway

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Insect59

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What about Sovngard though? Tsun statef that they'd gladly welcome the Dragonborn back once they've slain Alduin. Does being a Daedric champion automatically rescind that invitation? Or does the invitation to Sovngard overrule any obligations to the Daedra? o3o

Does becoming a champion of a daedra necessarily mean that you've sold your soul to them and you have to serve them/stuck with them in the afterlife? Because going off of Skyrim, the Dragonborn has to do so for Nocturnal, Mora, and Hircine (if a werewolf). But like for Meridia, she seems to just want you to wield Dawnbreaker and kill some undead

I actually wrote a fanfic about this exact thing.

Basically, since most mortals don’t serve more than one daedra directly, it’s likely normally the case that if you’re their champion, you go to their plane of Oblivion. If you became champion of say, two daedra, if the person isn’t that important or likely to cause a fight between the two, it probably defaults to either a) who they served first or b) who they served longest. 

In the case of hte Dragonborn, we have a very interesting mortal that many daedra would like the bragging rights to. If the DB is a Nightingale, a Werewolf, and has completed the Dragonborn DLC, then Nocturnal, Hircine and Mora have the highest claim in my opinion because the DB is more than just a champion. They’ve sold their soul to each of them, more or less (if this takes place after Dawnguard and the DB is a vampire, replace Hircine with Molag Bal).

Now there isn’t an wasy way for this to be settled. I personally believe that Mora would likely get the DB, should their soul be sent to Oblivion, simply because he’d put up the biggest fight for it or steal their soul before anyone else got the chance. Nocturnal is a real contender though because she’s smart and tricky. Hircine I believe is least likely to succeed. I just feel like the other two have more tricks up their sleeve. 

Still, outside of these three, others will probably want to stake their claim as well, and from there it comes down to the personality of the individual daedra. Sheogorath, Sanguine, Clavicus Vile and a few others seem like they don’t really intend to claim the DB. It’s much more like they’ve gifted a mortal with their artifact for one reason or another, but they don’t outright call them Champion or anything of the sort. So when it comes to making claims, they likely aren’t invested in actually trying to take the DB. 

Anyway, sorry for the literal novel of a response! Hope this helped to answer your question. 

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I get what you mean, and all these fantasy cartoons are indeed pretty great! But on the other hand, Recess was a frickin' amazing show, so hush your mouth! XD

I’m so fucking glad that cartoons are more focused on fantasy again because I’m pretty sure I remember almost 5-10 years in which the majority of cartoons were about school, something no child has ever or will ever prefer to a fantasy setting

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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

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Acehilm. Ehhh... XD

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It might seem crazy but it ain't no lie, baby bi bi bi! :D

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.