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apothecareful · 13 hours
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight
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apothecareful · 3 days
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wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep
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apothecareful · 4 days
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Sending in nazi stormtroopers to terrorize torture & imprison anti-genocide teenagers has bi-partisan support nationwide, slandering every protestor as a genocidal brainless nazi stooge of iran has bipartisan support nationwide, filling mass graves with executed families & doctors has bipartisan support nationwide, vote blue to stop fascism!
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apothecareful · 4 days
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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he should be on tumblr
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trinity, comma, holy
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apothecareful · 4 days
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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apothecareful · 4 days
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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apothecareful · 4 days
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my wife screaming in anguish as i respond to her threatening to kill me with a rock by saying "the rockful killer"
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apothecareful · 4 days
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biden's desperation in banning tiktok makes the entire thing more concerning to me than if it were something on the backburner everyone knew would never go anywhere.
he tied it with aid to israel to guarantee the bill made it through the senate. amidst all that is happening, banning fucking tiktok is a serious priority to him, which makes me inclined to believe there's a lot worse coming regarding censorship than currently known to the public--the bill before this one would've allowed the US government to ban social media with no other reason than "we think it's connected to xyz", no evidence presented. it wasn't exclusive to china either, it involved every US adversary, a list of countries which could be expanded whenever the government wanted. the bill failed to pass but it was backed by many including biden.
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apothecareful · 5 days
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my favorite fun fact abt my boyfriend is that his middle name is gordon, and that it was given to him by his batshit no-longer-involved-in-his-life parents in honor of fucking G GORDON LIDDY.
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apothecareful · 6 days
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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apothecareful · 7 days
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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apothecareful · 7 days
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