21+ Christian woman trying hard too be vegetarian but I like bacon too much. An identical twin.
Entirely made up of Europe. (Ukraine and Ireland, my beloveds)
BLM
Neuroatypical ENFP (anxiety/adhd/ocd/ synesthetic)
Pan-demisexual artist. I may have kinks, but my sexuality is not one of them.
Will never deny being a jerk.
feel free to message me about anything=)
that's how we roll here in the Shire
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
introducing my partner to star wars for the first time is so fun because he's an officer in the military and keeps saying things like "is the imperial ranking system based on the navy or the air force" and "how did han solo enter the ranks as a general when he was functionally a contracter in the last movie" and it's like buddy george lucas literally mixed up units of distance and time while making these movies i promise he didn't even use a single braincell to think about this
At one of my birthday parties we got talking about boob weight and ended up using our hands to compare boob weight (fully clothed it wasn't that kind of party) and we found that there were WILDLY different densities among us. The people with the largest (like G-H cup), boobs had both the heaviest and the lightest boobs compared with everyone else. So I wouldn't be shocked if yours were heavier compared to someone else's, even if they have more boob.
Yeah, density really does count for a lot.
But as I've just discovered on my mychart, the tech read the results wrong. My boobs are 1.7 KILOS each. Not 17 lbs 😂
I can only assume she was in a hurry and was like "yeah, her boobs seem pretty big on her frame, that seems right."
I lowkey want a fic where Palpatine gets exposed because he’s in a bad mood, not paying much attention, and accidentally answers a holocom from somebody looking for the Supreme Chancellor as Darth Sidious.
Example:
*Separatists have just suffered a major defeat and everyone in the CIS keeps calling him for advice*
*incoming call*
Sidious: “Tyrannus if you cannot resolve this situation on your own then perhaps you are not worthy to be my Apprentice!”
“…Master Yoda, this is.”