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"What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again." Horror Character Appreciation - Reese Witherspoon as Evelyn Williams in American Psycho (2000) dir. Marry Harron

#loml #american psycho

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#american psycho art #american psycho #patrick bateman #confess meme #from twt #ok honestly looking at it #the type thing #should be a little more to sticks to type #but i was like bethany was a brunette #so my bad there #and also #when he's into someone he's kinda way in his head #so that's why i put it on shy

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Patrick Bateman: I've done a murder before. I'll even murder you! Ha ha ha

His friends he's talking to: Ahh Patrick you silly guy, lemme look at your business card again. Still sucks ass? LOSER hahaha just joshing friend I'm glad we're friends :) anyway more about my vacation-

Patrick Bateman: *crying, shitting, throwing up inside* I hate women so much

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I'm reading American Psycho for the first time and while I'm not very far in I'm thinking this might be the whole book's dynamic:

Patrick Bateman: *running on 3 hrs of sleep and still so much coke and liquor in his system; exhausted but Moisturized and Hydrated so he doesn't look so hungover; very Sweaty; bleeding from both nostrils; dressed in clothes more expensive than my mother's house; thinking about how every woman is in love with him and every man wants to be him and if he could only hold it together a little while longer he'll get laid again and maybe do a lil bit of knife stabbing while he's at it* Hey lookit me, ain't I the best and most normal guy around?

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Courtney Lawrence and Evelyn Williams just give me one (☝️) chance

#MY GIRSLS #evelyn williams #courtney lawrence

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Been feeling gloomy lately so i made up a married! pat and evelyn au,, i have a word document where i rambled about it and everything haha, and yes they maybe have a kid bc you can take the girl out of fandom tendencies but you can't take the fandom tendencies out of the girl

#my art #american psycho #american psycho art #patrick bateman #evelyn williams #silly au #i love a failmarriage #been rewatching moral orel #CAN YOU TELL haha

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american psycho (2000)

#moral orel #american psycho #you won

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No way guys Gabe and Bubs are getting married!!!

#good omens #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel

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churchy church

#moral orel

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O I saw your tag and I believe they changed his name to Allen cos there was a Paul Owen working on Wallstreet and didn't want to use his name. Could be wrong, but that's what I've heard!

huh interesting, thanks

#american psycho

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Favorite AP side character and why?

Patrick 100%,, like he's such a compelling character? (in the book moreso than in the movie imo) get me another guy who cooks a jellyfish, i'll wait. no but in the book, when he goes on and on how he doesn't feel like a person and how he doesn't feel he's there and all that- i felt that! felt the same things. i think bc of those human things a lot of ppl can relate to him somewhat? at least on that psychological level. but also he's funny? name me another guy who has a 300 step skincare routine, and directs his own porn movies. obviously fuck him for maybe murdering those people, slurs, and being a genuine menace to society but gooood does he make a compelling character.

uhh but also evelyn!! i love a blonde girl, like it's my nauture, i'll always love a blonde girl. make her bitchy and i'll love her even more. but i also love her in relation to patrick (bc we really don't get a lot of her) and their weird relationship. and also while we're on that, the only women he dates (sans jean) are women he's a little bit,, not scared, but like idk weirdly afraid of? or not afraid but there's deffinetly some complex feelings involved. in the book he fucking almost has a heart attack when meeting up with an ex,(he's mentiones how he always wants her aproval i think? maybe i'm making that up i don't remeber, but then he publicly embarasses her to get that power back) and he never seems to kill evelyn despite her always getting up on his nerves. and also the same thing happens to evelyn, he embarasses her (in a less obvious to everyone way)and then breaks up with her and then she makes a scene. it's the women he doesn't date that get fucked most of the times, courtney, jeanette (yo don't let me get strated on jeanette) other women in the book. omg this getting entirely too long haha sorry

#american psycho #anon #anya yaps #no ok but imagine this #pat never breaks up with evelyn #they get married and the whole thing just gets worse #and she fucking criticises the shit out of him #also that's why he fucks courtney i think #she won't talk back to him

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Thank you for feeding the Paul squad

always xx

#american psycho #paul owen #paul allen #also guys #does anyone know why they changed his last name??

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was anybody gonna tell me that christian bale had a stunning gorgeous wife or was i supposed to find that out myself

#anya yaps #no but like aaaa she's so pretty #shes serbian too #sibi blazic i love youuuuu #with foreign born ppl that are serbian #i always wonder #do they have a slava? do they like honour serbian holidays #zadusnice? christmas and easter when we celebrate it? #random saint days?? #this is all kinda stupid and so not my place to know #but like #i'm curious haha

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forgot i drew this paul! oops! the hand is weird on purpose

#my art #american psycho art #american psycho #paul owen #paul allen #im unsure how to feel about this #i think i was pretty meh when i finished it

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"idk guys i think american psycho's useless and drawn out conversations are pretty fun to read" <- former homestuck reader

#oh #oh god #you cracked the code

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

#congratssss

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he has the sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn