anonymouscuzwhynot001

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

I'm sending an ask to all my moots :D

Cupcakes or regular cakes?

hmmm . . . that's hard . . . but cupcakes are just mini regular cakes . . . so regular cakes?? i can always do that weird thing with a glass if i want a cupcake lmao—

#thanks for the ask! #dolphin answersss

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

I just finished as good as dead and I'm just trying not to think about those 694 days

the only person who knew was ravi, but I'm trying not to think about how both him and pip had to come up with lies about why they talk about their 'ex' like they never broke up

trying not to think about pips parents who's daughter who was so obviously pulling away and they had no idea why

trying not to think about Josh not understanding why his sister won't answer his calls

trying not to think about Cara who's best friend in the world is pushing her away

trying not to think about Naomi, Nat, Connor and Jamie who knew something was up but could never quite figure it out. all they knew is that pip didn't want to be in their lives anymore

trying not to think about all the bridges pip had to burn bc she wanted them all to be safe

but "hey sarge, remember me" so ya know...cry

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

DOLPHIN! WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN AGES HRUUU?

OMG I WAS JUST ANSWERING UR OTHER ASK—

SRY I DIDN'T RESPOND EARLIER— FANFIC HAPPENED 😭😭😭

ANYWAYSSS I'M DOING WELL ENOUGH . . . LAST WEEK A BUNCH OF DRAMA WENT DOWN IN MY FRIEND GROUP

THEN I HAD TO GET SICK OVER THE WEEKEND AND MISS OUT ON ICE CREAM 😭

BUT LIKE NOW I'M DOING BETTER—

HRU BEA??

#thanks for the ask! #dolphin answersss

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

ok but the first episode starting with look i didn’t want to be a half blood and the last episode starting with luke saying look you didn’t ask to be a half blood has to be the cruelest thing ever

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

I'm sending a question to all my moots :D

What's your favorite place on earth?

if i'm being honest, my favorite place on earth is either a bookstore or my room. in my room, i have everything i could possibly need. and a bookstore, well, that needs no further explanation.

#thanks for the ask! #dolphin answersss

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝚄𝙿𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚂…𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚂…

Ah, you must be the new recruit our agent was talking about. My name is Special Agent Nyota, nice to meet you. My partner, Special Agent Kae, and I received an anonymous tip regarding the possibility of a serial killer on the loose... and so we've decided to recruit some agents to possibly aid up in the capture of our murderer.

We have some information that might aid you in our case.

Firstly, we have reached the conclusion that our killer has access to this platform, under the account @unknownymous001 but have reason to believe the perpetrator has a main blog on this site. Unfortunately, our hacker's haven't been able to break down the firewall protecting the anonymous blog.

Secondly, this serial killer has not begun killing yet, but our tip has shown that they will start soon, and it's evident that we want to stop them before there's too much blood on our hands.

Lastly, the one who catches the killer will be awarded a Medal of Honor, and an awards ceremony will be held in commemoration.

Agent Kae and I have taken careful time to compile a tentative roster of those we believe are legible to aid us in our case. We have attached it here-

Roster:

@iam1withthepeggy @that-multi-fandom-hijabii @moondust-on-the-hijabi @devil-with-three-heads @stealthetrees @kwilooo @yukisraven @n0t-an-en3my @certainchopshopcheesecake @bookish-phile @nerdy-girl3791 @mushroomcarrotstick @queenie-blackthorn @rainbow-flavoured-skittles @studying--by--candlelight @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @fish-ofishial123 @heartstars @shelfthe-reader @loife1m @fuzzysoulyt @hijabi-desi-bookworm @itadori-yujiii @cinematics06 @your-local-multi-geek @tastetherainbow290 @tinadablackthorn @pyromaniac-on-caffeine @therainatdawn @reyna-obsessed @peace-love-and-french-toast

@idrather-bereading @newyorktimesbestsellerr @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @mxnkeydo @queenofapeacefuldawn @electricguitarhasmyheart @livelaughlovechai @yourtwistedlies @rey-diem @book-girl4eva @vexis-world @justalunaticfangirl @riordanverseaddict @n0san1tyl3ft @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @stargirl-exe @ch1ckpeapancake @the-slowest-turtle @thebiggestnaturaldisaster @onlyslightlyevilgremlin @obbsessedfan @sokeefe4evalove @therealsophieelizabethfoster @lizahamilton @someonewhogotanaccount @fly-inghighx @frog-with-a-top-hat @zanarkandskylines @raggedy-anne4013 @cantdanceflynn @owocontroversy

@collegestudent23 @that-one-clotpole @expvalorant @slayfics @the-epitome-of-sunsets @calla-starkflowerstew11 @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @awful-amatuer @lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd @fuckimgenderfluid @norwegian-trickster-god @4114yunique @lizardtheacorn @writergracethepanda @elephantinahawaiianshirt @zoesim5 @multifandom-romantic

@team-leoo @wii-music-on-repeat @guess-ill-dye @calypso-daughter-of-atlas @anonymouscuzwhynot001 @jeremy-iah @unpaid-labour @chredded-cheese @drama-llamma @tiffaluvr @fitz-avery-vacker @imaclotpole121 @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @imawriternotamagican @cutebisexualmess @decorativenightmare @lord-hunkyhair @dafantasyqueen and @darkchocolatedimples

Yes, we are aware of the multitude of names on the roster, but we require the best of the best. If you are interested, please contact me or my partner @queenpiranhadon, through any means possible and we shall provide you information as it comes in.

Our sincerest thanks to all that aid us on this case.

AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME GET TO 160 FOLLOWERS!!! this is a joint event between me and kae, as she's celebrating her 200 follower milestone :D and here's my intro post for those of you new here! Here's how the event works (without all the role-play, but we do want you to play along when the time asks for it). What will happen is that out of our mutuals, some will be targeted and eventually killed by our serial killer, another one of our mutuals. Said victims and murder aren't aware of their positions, so they're still eligible to play whether they're the criminal or if they're already dead. Certain people will receive asks or dms from the murders account, and sometimes they may drop clues that our agents haven't caught on to... It's your choice if you want the information released to the public for other investigators to have to help with their investigation, or if you want to keep the clue to yourself! But- if you come across a dead body, you HAVE to report it, whether it be sending an ask to either of us, or tagging us in a post! And remember: STAY IN CHARACTER!! If you want to join, you can reply to this post, reblog through the tags, or dm us!

Happy investigating,

𝒮𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝒜𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒦𝒶𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒩𝓎𝑜𝓉𝒶

#YES PLEASE SIGN ME UP #AGENT DOLPHIN REPORTING FOR DUTY *insert salute* #nyota and kae's murder mystery event

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK SAID NO—

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

YES LITERALLY

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

OMG IT ISSSSSSSSSS

LIKE LITERALLY

😱😱😱

Is it just me who thinks Say Don't Go is such a Pip x Ravi song?

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

Do you take requests?

requests for what? sorry i don't get what you mean—

#thanks for the ask! #dolphin answersss

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

currently reading: heroes of olympus: the lost hero, jacky ha-ha, harry potter and the sorcerer's stone, quiet power, keeper of the lost cities: lodestar, the sweetest fruits (don't ask how i read so many at a time even i don't know 😭)

last song i listened to: feather by sabrina carpenter

favorite color: purple 💜

sweet, spicy, or salty: it depends on my mood— but not salty. sweet/spicy, though i'm mostly spicy.

song stuck in my head: i don't wanna live forever by taylor swift and zayn

favorite food: noodles

dream trip: venice, italy

tags: @loife1m @fish-ofishial123 @the-slowest-turtle @the-ultimate-bookworm @autumn-equinox-04 @depressedraven9 @average-folkwhore @mxnkeydo @sleep-can-wait @swans-chirping-in-the-distance

9 People you want to know better

Huge thank you to uhhh *checks drafts* @words-after-midnight - their post here, @bluberimufim - her post here, @touloserlautrec - his/their post here

Currently reading: City of Bones by Cassie Clare. I never read it during it's peak when I was literally the right age demographic and I feel like I missed out. It's not the strongest writing in the world but I am enjoying it so far. It's been interesting to go back and reread a bunch of "older" YA - like pre-2016-ish. There is so much more filler, banter, character moments than in the post-2016 stuff, especially post-2019. Like it was right around that time that publishing shifted to the "everything has to advance the plot and be super fast paced" mentality. And tbh... I like the old stuff better. It spawned larger fandoms with more staying power - I mean, how many post-2019 booktok popular books have more than 100 fanfics on AO3? I think I'm not the only one who misses the slower, more character focused YA.

Last song I listened to: Avril Lavine's Keep Holding On was on the radio while I was driving home from work. 10 year-old me knew all the words. 20-something me still does.

Currently watching: I haven't watched any TV or movies is so long oh my gosh. But! I did go see murder mystery play with my friend last Friday night!

Current fic I'm reading: [do I confess to having a secret whump blog here? My anxiety is pretty bad rn. Which means I have been devouring and regurgitating whump like no tomorrow. I have read and written so much holy]

Current hyperfixation (changed from obsession because I don't use that language. I do, however, have ADHD): yeah... uhhh... whump.

Favourite colour: Green, specifically the shade of the underside of a maple leaf caught in the sun. But I am also very partial to any rich blue or pink.

Spicy, sweet, savory, or salty? A little bit of everything. I like it when dishes are made with really high-quality ingredients that speak for themselves and don't need to be disguised with sugar, spices, or salt.

Relationship status: *cries in single* where meet men in my city????

Last thing I Googled: hypothermia whump... yeah... (also apparently I googled the word lapel to make sure it meant exactly what I thought it meant)

Song stuck in my head: OH I am the QUEEN of getting shit stuck in my head! I once had "In Flanders Fields" the POEM - not even a song - stuck in my head in both English AND FRENCH. It wasn't even November... Currently, it's the "I had a little turtle, his name was tiny tim" song... it's been days help

Favourite food: Kiisseli (a Finnish stewed berry dessert.) I am also partial to a very juicy steak.

Dream trip: I wanna go to Ireland so bad. But I need to know some Irish person willing to teach me harp techniques first.

Gently tagging (you don't have to answer all of these. I just chose to combine three tags in one): @nacricissa *ahem*, @malapertmarquess, @ditzydisko, @dyrewrites, @toribookworm22, @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @blackrosesandwhump, @beloveddawn-blog, @unhingednovelist

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

My roman empire is the Bell sisters and everything they could’ve been, but never will be because one of them will forever be a ghost and the other will forever be haunted.

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

YES YES YES 🤣

i am positive that the first time pip wore her “talk nerdy to me” shirt after they started dating, ravi confidently leaned against a doorframe & said “hey. the mitochondria’s the powerhouse of the cell.”

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

i can see this—

Pip: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ravi: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Pip: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Ravi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Pip: I guess you’re right. Hey Ravi, I love you.

Ravi: See! Just say that!

Pip: Holy fucking shit.

Ravi: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he’s too dumb for you.

Pip: Ravi.

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

REALLL

they're just *chef's kiss*

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW PIP WOULD'VE FELT WHEN SHE SAW RAVI'S TEXT AFTER THE VERDICT WAS READ? CAN YOU IMAGINE HER HAPPINESS? THAT FEELING, THE ONE WITH WINGS? HE WAITED FOR HER. AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY AGAIN. MY PIPRAVI HEART IS SOOO FULL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.