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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

#me #also #Panathir

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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When you guys refer to a “blorbo” from your shows, I picture this guy in my head

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

#oh my god doing this to a fresh warm mozz would change me #like if I could gnash and rip it up like I’m eating a heart god that would be something

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Source: It is known among the wise

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Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

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so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

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#twice + neurodivergent‼️ #high school and then community college #both were for mental health reasons #BUT now I got my bachelors so don’t let your memes be dreams or sumn

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"ur in a transitional period of ur life rn" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! TRANSITION DEEZ actually post cancelled i just almost said deez nuts in anger. i think i need to look deep within myself and make a change.

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#creachurs

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#I’m finally gonna be able to go to a good dentist next month when my moms good insurance gets in #I haven’t been in [REDACTED] years and I’ve been ok I think but…

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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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Paul Dano as Riddler - behind the scenes

#edward nashton #I saw somewhere that he was mega overheating in the riddler costume #but seeing just the plastic wrap on his head? sheesh I’m fuckin sweating for him