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[ankela]

dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

#every fucking word #he thought libertarianally <- i'm going to explode #dune

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source

#......CHRIST #i knew it was fucking familiar

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#i hate wine. sorry #i can tolerate beer but eh. idk #we're only doing hard liquors in this house (when i drink alcohol. like five times a year)

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yeah sure why not

#good ol' 3 for 1

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[ankela]

take his ass to the timeloop

#long post #aw thanks for remembering

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#fshdshshdhjs

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

#2012 me would have LOVED to go out to first of the year #me of today is not any different tbh

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#halfway there already !!

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#geci ilyen nincs. #két és fél napja egyrészt on loop megy a fejemben a józsefmusical #másrészt. gallusz niki will

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two sheep. standing still

#👍👍

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[ankela]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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#every story if you're brave enough

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Josh Hutcherson as Derek Danforth in THE BEEKEEPER (2024) dir. David Ayer

#if i go to a hairdresser with these gifs. question. #ea

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Nobody will tell you this, but right under the pavement is a thousand-mile expanse of meat and flesh. It’s why concrete is so strong. And it drinks the blood from car accidents. As you do.

#magnus archives would say this #tw unreality

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

#💀