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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

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No, he just gets progressively more jacked until, at the end of the show, he yeets Rowling into the sun.

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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This is your daily reminder that 'violence bad' is an unconstructive take lacking important nuance, violence is absolutely ok for a cause, for a revolution because no oppressed minority in history has ever gotten rights and respect by asking nicely, there's no such thing as a successful non violent revolution and if you compare the violence subjected by a oppressive group to the violence that the oppressed use to fight against said oppressive group, you're part of the problem, it takes a loud noise to make the deaf hear

Non violence is utopian and if you can turn around and argue that it's not futile you are seriously lucky and privileged because you've never desperately needed change in the present order of things (which, guessed it, cannot come about without violence)

#free palestine #gaza #anarchy

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Unless they're cops.

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

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Be sure to make the "secondhand store" joke at least once.

gonna make a cyberpunk setting with prosthetics and cybernetics that outlast their owners. even with advanced medicine, humans only live for a hundred years tops -- but titanium doesn't age, doesn't rust, doesn't break down. and it'd be a waste to destroy it, so the insurance cartels just repossess it upon body-death, flash-sanitize it, and then put it back into stock for some other poor bastard. they're cheaper, pre-made, already calibrated - only problem is that some people who get refurbished prostheses complain about phantom reflexes, nerve inputs they never sent.

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Well yeah, all geese are evil.

Paladin, after the Necromancer raided the local cemetery to use the dead in battle: I'm... fairly sure that counts as evil.

Necromancer: He (*the Cleric that according to the Paladin deserved to have a second chance despite being part of a fundamentalist order*) killed hundreds of people and I'm the evil one???

Paladin: He did not know what he was doing. He's not evil, he's just stupid.

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A satirical papyrus showing a lady mouse being served wine by a cat while another cat dresses her hair, a third cares for her baby, and a fourth fans her. The mice have hilarious huge, round ears.

Where: Egyptian Museum Cairo

When: New Kingdom

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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You know that thing where dickheads will pretend to throw the ball for their dog and then laugh at how excited then abruptly disappointed the dog gets?

Yeah, that's what you're doing. Stop getting our hopes up like that.

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What, you mean dry non-alcoholic beer?

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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Any Finns out there, I'm writing a Finnish character, and I want to check if the name Veikko Virtanen is weird, and if it has a particular vibe or something. All I have to go on is Google, and we all know how reliable that is. I've been referring to him as The Finn so far, and I gotta start using an actual name.

#writing help #finland

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.

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What makes it weird is that Skeletor isn't a skeleton. Dude has hella muscles. That's the opposite of a skeleton.

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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On the subject of solar power and cars, why don't you see solar roofs on every EV? Like, yeah, it's not going to charge faster than you can drive, but the thing about combustion engines is that if you park it in the sun while you're at work, you don't come out to an extra quarter tank, you come out to a hot car. EVs could give you the extra quarter tank. All that energy that would otherwise go towards turning the metal part of your seatbelt into molten plasma could instead go towards saving you a few bucks on your electricity bill.

please do not go so hard at "Elon is terrible and the Cybertruck is a dumpster fire" (which is true) that you somehow make your way to "electric cars are all ticking time bombs" (which is false, and mostly said by people who want to keep driving combustion engine cars perpetually because they think the climate crisis is made up)