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Tag yourself. I an lawful disaster with a hint of lawful responsible.

(Found on Twitter)

#I'm a chaotic disaster #and I feel so called out #im in this photo and i dont like it #god I should finally go to bed its 10 am #but I opened my laptop to write and got distracted

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OH FUCK APPARENTLY ITS ADHD AWARENESS MONTH

http://www.adhdawarenessmonth.org/

#this post has massive adhd energy and I'm here for it #good to be among my people at last

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as ur friendly Neighborhood Nursing Student™ i feel somewhat compelled to remind everyone with the hot weather:

every liquid except sea water and alcohol hydrates you. It’s not CHUG WATER OR DIE. in fact, gatorade and the like are designed to hydrate you efficiently.

yeah, this includes coffee and tea and soda. the diuretic is not enough to cancel out the liquid. juices and milk have solids in them, sure, but they’re also mostly liquid! it counts. 

your body can only absorb so much water at a time, so chugging 64 oz of water at noon and calling it good will do a wonderful job of flushing your kidneys, but not so much of hydrating your tissues. it’s more important that you’re getting consistent fluid throughout the day. 

there’s a lot of fancy ways to determine How Much Water (Liquid) I Should Drink but honestly? 8 oz (1 cup) every other hour on cool days and 8 oz every hour on hot days should be fine (assuming you sleep for a normal amount of time per day…. i’m assuming ur awake 16 hours a day.)

figure out how many oz each of ur favorite cups is. it’ll help your guesstimation. 

if ur urine is darker than light yellow, you’re dehydrated. 

if u pinch the skin on the back of ur hand for a couple seconds and it takes more than a second or two go to back to normal then ur dehydrated. 

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In regards to the expensive nature of saffron…

‘stares into distance, takes a long drag off of what is, if you look closely, in fact a candy cigarette’

what if I told you…that saffron…is actually not that hard to grow at home for your own use. 

Oh look a place you can buy the bulbs. 

If you live in a climate colder than zone 6…as I do…plant them in containers and move the containers into a basement or garage during the winter. 

They bloom in fall, and are quite lovely. And also you get saffron. 

#useful

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With all due respect; Bliss what the sweet everloving fuck have you put on my dash

hey guys

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials

mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z

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them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

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KHDFKJGHSDKJGHSJK EMBARRASSING CONFESSION TIME 

I’ve never seen pan’s labyrinth so I decided to watch it cause it’s on netflix and when it started I was like “huh this is only from 2006? weird, idk why I thought it was so much older… guess I just had that wrong in my head” 

but I’m watchin, I’m havin a good time, I’m seeing familiar shots from gifs and stuff, but as it’s going on I’m thinking 

“you know, this is a pretty serious movie”

“tonally, I don’t know how glam rock david bowie is going to fit into this”

SUFFICE IT TO SAY, I’VE NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH EITHER AND IT TOOK ME A FULL TWO HOURS TO FIGURE OUT THEY’RE NOT THE SAME MOVIE

#okay yeah #that's hilarious #BUT SAME #and that's how my love of pan's labyrinth came to be #because I watched the wrong damn movie #ironically #The Labyrinth #scared me more than Pan's Labyrinth

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 02/06/2017 5:47:57 PM.

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My body is but a #i'm sorry this is so late friend temple.

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hi mr wheaton can i get a "trans rights!" in honor of tdov

Fuck yes you can.

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friend shaped

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My first was a shiny vulpix in Lets go! Eevee! I chain caught 158 vulpix to find her!

Reblog with your first ever shiny Pokémon

(Why not? :3) I’ll start!

My first ever shiny Pokémon was a Diglett back in Pokémon LeafGreen, and I didn’t even know about shiny Pokémon at the time

(Unfortunately shiny alolan Diglett was the only gif I could find ;-; )

#her name is Sapphire and I love her #long post #gif warning #pokemon!