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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

[amisti]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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Simon “Ghost” Riley in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 12/??

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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

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Hope (part 2): part 1

#batman being the one that makes superman believe in humanity? #YES

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Hope (Part1) There are some references from my previous comics.

#this omfg yes

[amisti]

Gaz: *quietly working in his office*

Soap: *kicks the door open before he runs in and slams in behind him*

Gaz: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

Soap, red faced: HE HAS FRECKLES

Gaz: Who-?

Soap: GHOST

Gaz: He has… freckles?

Soap: YES! He went to visit Alejandro and Rudy in Mexico and apparently he had his mask off a lot and the SUN DEEPENED HIS FRECKLES AND NOW I CAN SEE THEM AROUND HIS EYES WITH HIS MASK ON

Soap: Kyle I’m going to EXPLODE

Gaz: I want to see these freckles

Soap: There’s no going back once you do. Is that a risk you’re willing to take?

Gaz:

#cod #ideas to write later amisti #fanfic ideas amisti #ref amisti

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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

[amisti]

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

#the show Calls from AppleTV #watch it

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THAT IS SO COOL, i love red eyeshadow <3 10/10

I don't want to disturb you, but I wanted to show you my new eye makeup

BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE IT! send me more!

(when I do my make up I will reblog it with a pic of my own! jiji)

Here I will tag my very best friend (in person and in here), that she LOVES makeup and taught me much of what I know about makeup!

@amisti

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from left to right: clark, bruce, diana

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Bruce and Clark at the Training Center!

im proud of the colouring on this one <3 no edits needed!

Find the series in AO3: Hunger Games but make it superbat by Amisti

#doodle #dibujos #fanart #procreate #fanfic #superman #batman #superbat #batman x superman #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #fanfic ao3 #hunger games #amistiart #digital #amistifics #fic rec #Is This Entertaining? amisti #Is This Entertaining amisti #speedpainting

[amisti]

I know the common HC for Clark is him being the Nice one in JL meetings keeping everyone civil but god I love him when he's just kind of bitchy about things idk... Bruce will tell you your idea is stupid but I feel nothing would be more effective than seeing Superman giving you the Side eye

This is to say I know those 2 spend their time after JL meetings gossiping like the Old Ladies Sitting On a Porch that they are

look everyones gotta have that One Friend whom they vent to in the knowledge that its a safe space for them both! and clark and bruce are that for each other 😂

to be honest though, bitchiness aside, nothing is more delightful to me than Annoyed Superman. hes just so endlessly patient 99% of the time that when people actually manage to tick him off (in a mostly-harmless way) its SO funny. he doesnt usually say anything either, which makes it funnier. he just gives you a Look

#i got a wip of this same idea #i need to finish it

[amisti]

When people look at abstract art and go "uh I could make that"

Fuck, I wish you would!

I wish you would let this inspire you. I wish that seeing a piece of abstract art would move you to self expression.

I wish you would go to the craft store, buy a cheap canvas and some cheap paint and let yourself play with color and form just to see if you can.

I wish that there were more amateur painters, trying their hand at geometric abstraction and color field painting. That would be so fucking cool.

"I could make that" should be a joyous revelation, not a snarky dismissal.

You could make that? Holy shit. please. Please make that.

Jack Bush

Kenneth Noland

Piet Mondraine

Pat Lipsky

Joan Mitchell

Helen Frankenthaler

Kikuo Saito

Marilyn Kirsch

Mark Rothko

Adolph Gottlieb