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#💋 ;; adelaide langdon ⇨ should have told her when she was alive ( re: other charas )

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you’re not a bad person for being angry

#🍰 ;; nan eppely ⇨ smarter than all of you ( aesthetics ) #🦀 ;; jimmy darling ⇨ son of neptune god of the sea ( headcanons ) #🔫 ;; chloe stapleton ⇨ caught in the crossfire ( aesthetics ) #📷 ;; scarlett lowe ⇨ this is my first fashion show ( aesthetics ) #💋 ;; adelaide langdon ⇨ the most beautiful girl ( aesthetics ) #🌹 ;; violet harmon ⇨ pretty stuffed on bullshit ( aesthetics ) #🚌 ;; kyle spencer ⇨ monster boy ( aesthetics )

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You're done rping? Can we see your other work on the other media platforms?

no no, not done rping ! there will just be slower activity on this blog && my others.

#also i'm sorry friend ! the platform was created to help the anxiety of someone very important to me who also writes there #and she wouldn't be comfortable with non-members viewing #Anonymous #💤 mun ;; crackles knuckles - accidentally breaks them ( asks ) #💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc )

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                            — &&;              FIGHT PAIN WITH MORE PAIN

#💀 ;; james patrick march ⇨ i’m just going to have to kill god ( musings ) #✋ ;; tristan duffy ⇨ you know what i can’t wait for ? ( musings ) #🍼 ;; dandy mott ⇨ how boring ! ( musings ) #💔 ;; hazel evers ⇨ i wanted you for myself ( musings ) #🔫 ;; chloe stapleton ⇨ i don’t have a home ( musings ) #🦀 ;; jimmy darling ⇨ we’ll act like monsters ! ( musings )

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#✋ ;; tristan duffy ⇨ just because i'm sucking on a dude doesn't mean i'm gay ( aesthetics ) #😎 ;; rory monahan ⇨ a screen test ( aesthetics )

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ive been dinking around with private writing on another media which is why i havent been here. but i’ll be around a bit ! reblogging a few aesthetics n maybe some memes. 

#💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc )

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★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

#💤 mun ;; please specify character i beg ( memes )

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Elle Fanning at ‘The Beguiled’ Press Conference at the Four Seasons Hotel on June 11, 2017 in Beverly Hills, CA.

#alexandra voice: dogs ? gross #👑 ;; alexandra mott ⇨ prima donna girl ( visage ) #👑 ;; alexandra mott ⇨ a divine portrait painted by the sinner’s hand ( verse )

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John Mulaney: Comeback Kid Sentence Starters

❝ Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝ It’s great, you sound like a person. ❞

❝ Some people give off a vibe of like, “do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!” ❞

❝ You can do whatever you want forever. ❞ 

❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞  

❝ Have you seen his ass lately? What the hell is he trying to pull? ❞ 

❝ That’s how broken I was. ❞ 

❝ You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. ❞

❝ I’m very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I’m under. ❞

❝ Hey, can I walk you home? ❞ 

❝ Well, now I’m embarrassed to say. ❞

❝ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet for it, so… ❞

❝ And when one feels like a duck, one is happy! ❞

❝ Ah, numbers, the letters of math. ❞

❝ You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞ 

❝ This guy’s either 40 or 80. ❞

❝ Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, but the past is the past. ❞  

❝ Oh, is she a super bad mom? ❞

❝ Hey, what kind of a person are you? ❞ 

❝ I mean, you’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❞  

❝ Oh, me? I’m just an old man. ❞

❝ I don’t like confrontation, because I’ve never been in a fight before. ❞  

❝ You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞ 

❝ Now that’s debatable. ❞ 

❝ How perfect is that? ❞

❝ Thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❞ 

❝ ‘Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❞ 

❝ And isn’t that the American dream when all’s said and done? ❞ 

❝ That’s not even a situation. ❞ 

❝ Oh the things I have seen, you cocksucker. ❞ 

❝ But such is life for an old knickerbocker like me. ❞ 

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#💋 ;; adelaide langdon ⇨ the most beautiful girl ( aesthetics ) #👑 ;; alexandra mott ⇨ the rise and fall ( aesthetics ) #🌹 ;; violet harmon ⇨ pretty stuffed on bullshit ( aesthetics ) #👻 ;; mia spencer ⇨ mine ( aesthetics )

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favorite screencaps ; james patrick march + smiling, hotel.

#💀 ;; james patrick march ⇨ every atom of evil in his being ( visage )

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Send me ‘Dad’+ A Question and my muses Father will answer it

#💤 mun ;; please specify character i beg ( memes )

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macabremortem replied to your post: ghostbusters ? is ? ghostphobic ? as someone...

IM PROBABLY A GHOST

AND I STILL LOVE YOU FOR IT <3 <3 <3

#macabremortem #💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc )

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The ghostophobic assholes have no right do this! The very next thing you know, they'll be saying that our ghost lovers can't murder people? It's? Appalling?

let ! ghosts ! roam ! free ! suckin them into that vacuum smdh i cantbelieve this

#Anonymous #💤 mun ;; crackles knuckles - accidentally breaks them ( asks ) #💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc )

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ghostbusters ? is ? ghostphobic ? as someone dating a ghost i am shocked & appalled. 

#THIS IS A JOKE tho kat probs is a ghost from the 1920s #💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc ) #💤 mun ;; probs shitposting lbr ( tbd )

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so i was watching the original willy wonka & the chocolate factory and when wonka was talking about how he can’t go on forever, i got ? super sad, because i remember gene wilder is gone from this world.

#i almost teared up afnkafk #💤 mun ;; i just added years to my life ( ooc )

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❝ What is this one good for ? ❞ Pale fingers reach out and come close to cradling the leaves of the green before her. / @ccrdeliagoode

#🍰 ;; nan eppely ⇨ there is a house in new orleans ( verse ) #ccrdeliagoode #queue !