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Reblog if think trans people are neato

#dare i say they're the bee's knees

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pls reblog for sample size etc

#i completely lack the ability to believe in the supernatural

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I'm gonna reverse psychology the universe itself by actively avoiding any feelings of love and affection so maybe I'll actually get some for once in this shitty existence, too bad I have family and friends, can't kill myself because they'll be sad 🫤

#idk why im tagging anyway

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#studying literature just to become a writer and be absolutely vile to whoever's books I don't like

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So, I'm enjoying my daily dose of garbage content, when I see a video about Long Horse. I know the lore and I am fully aware it's supposed to be a perfectly harmless thing...but if I saw it irl, I'd immediately die of fright, sorry horsey, I know you're warning me of danger, but it doesn't matter, I got spooked to death.

#long horse

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Ever hate yourself to the point you hate people for even remotely liking you? Like, wow, you must be a real sack of shit to think to yourself "I do love hanging out and talking to that thing over there". It's fucking insane to me. I had a guy who liked me but the more I think about it, maybe it was a good thing I pushed him away because maybe he was an axe-murderer or something, like, he had absolutely no reason to like me, I wasn't doing anything special.

#midnight thoughts #I'm definitely not right in the head #dw I'm not gonna do anything rash because im a coward #i am unwell #idk why im tagging anyway

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Psychotic little plan I got:

If you're dealing with a narcissist, make them believe you need them and if they weren't in the picture, you'd suffer, make them mad so they do something reckless and don't help them undo the mess they got into, for example, taking fistfuls of pills.

#idk man #late night thoughts #this is a joke for legal reasons

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A master at his craft...

#opossum man

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#op was fighting a tunnel snake

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Y'all, I know how I wanna die. I wanna take sleeping pills and die in hot water.

#yall #this is insane

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#she stares so seeingly #you sure she's not just choosing to ignore her surroundings?

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When your enemy's demise is a big deal, but everyone forgets about it in a week or so. The evil is vanquished, but we must stay vigilant lest another rise.

#a certain button of the hellsite

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I just built an entire house with my bare hands in one night and they're bullying me :(

#the beauty of Skyrim is the ability to have 4 boyfriends

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#self described silly billy #stupid cunt as described by others

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As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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#what a girlboss who isn't the secret villain

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Pls reblog if you vote

#i drink socially and regret it each time

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I watched When Harry Met Sally yesterday so now I'm curious how everyone's parents met. Any and all stories are welcome!

#no idea but i wish they never did #actually i wish my father didn't make it to adulthood