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Fade: My father is the worst man alive, and I'm his favorite daughter.

PLEASE, PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS FOR THE LORE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN COOKING.

#valorant #valorant angst #valorant lore #valorant headcanons #valorant fade #fade valorant

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Superbat wedding but Jason isn't invited to the public ceremonies (as he is, you know, declared dead for a while now) so he crashes the wedding as Red Hood to spite Batman and ends up taking hostages.

#dcu #dc universe #dc fandom #dc headcanon #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #jason todd #red hood #jason todd is red hood #jason todd is a little shit

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You better not be haunting the narrative when I get there.

AND IF I SAID MARTHA WAYNE? WHAT IF I SAID MARTHA WAYNE AND HER PEARLS? WHAT IF I SAID MARTHA AND THOMAS WAYNE? WHAT IF -

#haunting the narrative #dcu #dc universe #dc headcanon #dc fandom #batman #bruce wayne #martha wayne #thomas wayne

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME ABOUT KAY/O AND BRIMSTONE ANGST???

#my heart #valorant #valorant angst #valorant lore #brimstone #brimstone valorant #valorant brimstone #valorant kay/o #kay/o

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AU in which William Afton gets springlocked in the Springbonnie suit while interacting with a birthday party and having something spilled onto him.

So then he has to politely excuse himself and make it to the back of the diner to tell Henry, unable to breathe or speak and blood staining the suit at his sides. Henry and him exit through the side door into the alleyway instead if the main entrance to not freak out the guests, and William has to sit in the back of Henry's car, still IN THE SUIT (head and everything) as they drive to the hospital to get him out safely.

This is why he was left to die in canon. The humiliation of this hospital trip would have simply been too much.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf au #william afton #william fnaf #william afton is good #henry emily #henry fnaf #henry x william #william x henry

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Trying to decide which valorant characters to ship is like trying to order your first time at subway.

#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OPTIONS?? #valorant #valorant shitpost #valorant meme

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Brimstone is fucking Joel Miller coded.

Do NOT imagine Brimstone as the last one standing on his team, stepping over the bodies of his protégés. Do NOT imagine Brimstone dropping sky smokes to hide bleary eyes staring up at him as he passes one of his kids, granting them the dignity and peace they deserve. He has to keep pushing onward, he can't stop to hold them, he can't stop to grieve them. He's just a soldier.

Don't imagine the steady ticking of the spike gradually increasing as he takes on the attackers, don't imagine how he manages to defuse the spike and save the mission, but not his purpose.

#valorant #valorant angst #valorant brimstone #brimstone valorant #brimstone #joel miller coded #BRIMSTONE PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE LAST ONE STANDING #I LOVE TRAGIC FATHER FIGURES

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Clove: Dropping a smoke.

But everyone who is too close to the drop off gets permanently covered in immortal glitter. It's impossible to scrub out of their hair and will still be stuck to the uniforms, guns, and found in pockets ten years from now.

#valorant #valorant meme #valorant clove #clove valorant

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Fuck intro posts. I just wanna show up and be everyone's problem from now on.

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Brimstone: I needed a soldier. You wanted a father.

Gekko: Well, I guess we're both disappointed then.

#valorant #valorant lore #valorant angst #brimstone #brimstone valorant #valorant brimstone #gekko #gekko valorant #valorant gekko #EVERY TIME THERE IS A BRIMSTONE IN GAME I WILL NOT LEAVE HIS SIDE #WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HE IS DISAPPOINTED IN ME WHEN I LOSE THE ROUND WITH GEKKO AS THE LAST PLAYER STANDING ??

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Valorant brainrot.

#valorant #IS THERE AN ACTUAL VALORANT FANDOM?? #LET ME IN PLEASE #WHY IS IT FOUND FAMILY CODED?? #gekko main #clove main

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You can definitely tell which animatronics were made by William and which by Henry based on how likely they are to make a kid burst into tears. William's designs always end up being uncanny, no matter how hard he tries to make them likeable.

So, here is my list of animatronics designed by William Afton:

Springbonnie - In order for William to fit into the suit, it had to be extremely tall and towered over young children. The protruding bunny teeth gave them the rest.

Bonnie - William changed the teeth this time, but forgot the eyebrows. The result: nightmare fuel /ref.

Happy Frog & Toy Animatronics - They were extremely uncanny in the exact opposite way than the first models and seemed too human. Especially Chica was questioned by many guests of the diner.

Mr. Hippo - He thought the children would like the stories based on his experience with Henry's kids. A fatal mistake; the animatronic was banned into storage after a week.

Orville Elephant - The animatronic was a huge hit until the trunk fell off in front of a birthday party. He did win the lawsuit, though.

DD - William thought he couldn't possibly go wrong with an exact copy of balloon boy. He was far off.

Ballora - There wasn't anything wrong with her. She was simply too much art, and not entertainment.

Circus Baby - The ice cream claw was programmed incorrectly and would suddenly shoot out too fast, scaring the living shit out of the children.

Ennard - Extremely terrifying, no explanation needed. William still denies that the animatronic was his idea and discarded it while the birthday party was screaming bloody murder.

Mangle - He designed it but was discouraged by all his failed attempts. Henry took over the sketches and turned the animatronic into the most popular attraction of the diner, but it broke quickly due to those design choices and the children.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf au #wiliam afton #henry emily #william fnaf #henry fnaf #spring bonnie #bonnie fnaf #mangle fnaf

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AU in which Henry Emily is a recently divorced father of three, trying to pursue his formerly much-discouraged dream to open a family diner while trying to juggle two jobs and the task of being a good father.

Due to financial struggles, he buys up a dirt-cheap location, and the reason for this bargain quickly becomes apparent: it's a run-down, mold infested shithole. So for the next two years, he spends almost every night working and repairing while the kids sleep, figuring he can't give up now without losing most of his assets.

However, he eventually hits a breaking point when building the first animatronic. The transformation from sketches into a fully functional endoskeleton was quite manageable for him, but without any real experience in programming, it proves to be harder to bring them to life than he initially thought. Now, with no way to attract guests and to open the diner, he is threatened to go bankrupt within a matter of months.

Until one day, he encounters a man checking out a few manuals on engineering and coding in the library he works in. Naturally, Henry tries to find out what he wants by making some casual small talk, but to no avail. As a last resort, he desperately hands the man his business card, giving him the diner's address and inviting him to change his mind and come by at night to help him with the matter.

And William Afton can't resist.

#fnaf au #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #william afton #henry emily #william fnaf #henry fnaf #henry x william #william x henry