Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga
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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough
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who here is still fingering things out
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he saw his reflection for the first time
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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit
Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me
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i know very little of greek mythology but i've always loved persephone and thought her lore was very very cool so this is my *very subjective* interpretation of her.
the spring returns ...
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my work charger stopped working i can’t believe it who could have seen it coming
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crown swap
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what a lovely couple i hope they arent doomed by the narrative
this was supposed to be funny based in one of those Shutterstock photos but turns out it's kinda sad
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silly little sketch
silly little sketch
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